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2014

26

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Christmas Video of the Day

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne are attention seekers. They position themselves to be as relevant as possible by associating themselves with the right people, or working with the right people or even by doing any and all stunts they can for the media to talk about them….which is probably why they are together in this Christamas video for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR ….that is actually Christmas themed…but that lacks sex appeal…unless of course having your headlights on these idiots is porn to you..knowing you could run them over and end them….something that probably should have happened in this video…but that didnt’…fascinating…

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2014

23

Dec

Kendall Jenner and her Mom Dancing for Christmas of the Day

I know a few people who have fucked mom’s and daughters…not at the same time…but they still did the double generation…I even know a guy who did three generations…in the same fucking week at an all inclusive resort…the idea is hot…you know the cute looking mom, with the cute 18 year old daughter who likes the idea of fucking her stepfather thanks to the interent destroying her soul when she was 10 and she was introduced to porn, and now, despite being totally normal and cute, is actually a total fucking nympho who takes nudes all night, masturbates all day, and wants to get chocked out and spat on, which blows your fucking mind, because you are in your 40s and no girl was ever into such vile shit, not even the most desperate of porn chicks, but we’re in a new generation…hot as fuck generation…

But for some reason, a reason I call the Kardashian’s being sent from hell to shit on popculture, and prove that we as a people are doomed, seeing mom and daughter famewhoring just makes me feel uncomfortable…because it’s weird…no matter how hot of a body tranny’s daughter has….this level of desperation and putting themselves out there…is fucked….but something for people to talk about, because people care…even though I absolutely don’t care…I am just so trained at updating this stupid site that I post everything I don’t care about to punish my miserable life…

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2014

17

Dec

Kendall Jenner for Dazed of the Day

I refuse to watch anything the number 2 most searched “model” on the internet does…because she’s a Kardashian and the idea of contributing or being polluted by her bullshit…really doesn’t interest me….but for some reason I feel like putting it on my site that millions of people see – for them to watch – just so they can let me know if it is shit or not, and maybe they can go home and talk about it with their friends, pretty much doing way more good for her than if I just watched the shit…but at least I still didn’t give them my view….but I guess I gave them your view…

All this to say…she may be the worst and part of a shitty rich family but at least she’s hot…

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2014

08

Dec

Kendall Jenner for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s christmas in lingerie dancing to shitty music for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR …that you know they don’t give a fuck about casting Kendall Jenner, other than the fact that she’s super fucking famous and that she will market the fuck out of this Santa in lingerie performance, because it adds legitimacy to her modelling career, and legitimacy is all she craves, seeing as for the rest of her life she will always be in the shadow of her sister’s fat ass, because her ass is so fucking big, she can’t help it, and because…that’s just what her career is based on…even if she has a different name….

All this to say, I’ll watch any 18+ year old dancing sexy for Christmas, because I like to think that’s what Christmas is all about….the sex.

Isn’t that what it says in the bible? When you realize that Mary wasn’t a virgin and that Jesus is in fact a bastard baby porn in a shed…

Not that it matters…because nothing matters…especially not this..

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2014

03

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne’s Love Cover of the Day

Well…it is fashion not porn…even thought it is a pretty grey area..because fashion is porn to me…but I guess getting a little Kendall Jenner mounting bi-sexual Cara Delevingne “it” girl…is a perfectly appropriate cry for attention from both parties who fucking love attention…which is pretty good on Kendall’s part, considering she comes from a porn family…and this should be her getting fisted…based on the morals and values in the family…even though really, based on their money, should be her living off her allowance and not bothering with any of this shit, but her money hungry horrible devil mom would have none of that.

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2014

01

Dec

Kendall Jenner Does Some Mean Girls Bullshit of the Day

Kendall Jenner did some Parody for some magazine based on Mean Girls, a movie I never saw, but that I assume either killed Lindsay Lohan, or reminds the world that Lindsay Lohan still exists, despite being killed off in society and is no longer relevant….being replaced by the likes of Kendall Jenner, who are basically social media whores, famous for being on a show as the sister of the girl who only has a show because they spun her sex tape into reality tv, and in America, if you are on TV you matter…and in Kendall’s case, she matters so much that she’s booking Victoria’s Secret:

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on

She’s the face of a make-up brand…and she is in a Love Magazine Christmas Pic

Because everyone wants to work with the people who have the most followers…and not the most talent or business being models or whatever the fuck Kendall Jenner, new age bullshit is…and I don’t care, I mean breed girls to be whores, it helps make the world go round….we need whores to get by…at least I do….

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2014

28

Nov

Kendall Jenner for Dazed of the Day

Kendall Jenner is being celebrated as the future of Fashion…even though anything a Kardashian does is the death of anything good about that thing….and if she’s the future of anything, it’s more reason to collectively kill ourselves or even encourage ebola’s strike on America…

The fact that she’s a model, is offensive, but I get it, and the only real salvation she has is that she is tall and skinny, because if she wasn’t, the obvious hiring her because of her Kardashian fame and Kardashian fan base, of millions of people…because brands, like Victoria’s Secret know if they hire her, she’s already going to pump their product to a huge audience, meaning that if she wasn’t famous for being the sister of someone who is famous for nothing, and if she didn’t have a name and audience…and if the world hadn’t made her famous…she probably wouldn’t be in magazines…and that would probably be a good thing…because no one needs this spoiled brat trash in anything…whether you find her hot or not…she is garbage…I am sure of that…

But not according to Dazed and Confused magazine…they put her on the cover…I guess because everyone wants to market their products and use vehicles like this…no matter how shit they are…to do it…

I will say that Kendall Jenner can’t be the future of fashion, and if she is, fashion is dead…which I guess it should be, since overpriced clothing made in sweatshops, is dumb as fuck…it’s like spending money for nothing…on clothes you already have in your closet…idiots…you’re all idiots…

TO SEE PICS OF HER ASS IN A SKIMPY DRESS CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Nov

Kendall Jenner Says Fuck You of the Day

A photo posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on

If you were wondering what Kendall Jenner was up to…and I know you were – becasue at least one of you – or statistically millions of you care about the Kardashians and all their various forms and versions – from the big monster one to the recently turned 18 year old one that will end up in Victoria’s Secret because the family apparently pushes product…

She says Fuck You…with her hands…the same hands you probably want deep inside you….because prostate massage..

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2014

28

Oct

Kendall Jenner Working Out of the Day

the Gunnar commentary. @gunnarfitness

Une vidéo publiée par Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) le

I know you’re probably more into KYLE JENNER – the 16 year old Kardashian with the Tranny father and Madame of a mother…

Than this Victoria’s Secret fashion show walking, new Victoria’s Secret Angel, because she’s skinny enough, and I guess relevant enough to peddle product to lowest common denominator America – who Victoria’s Secret sells their garbage to….

But she’s doing a fitness video for instagram, you know to be an icon of healthy living, to polarize her porn sister and all the money the family made from her, and turn it into legit money…

This is like drug dealers going clean, pornsites turning into mommy blogs, #fitlife yo…and I guess I’m into it as long as there’s squats…because I don’t hate people for all that is horrible about them…I am just indifferent and totally capable of lookng at their asses…

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2014

23

Sep

Trying to Look Up Kendall Jenner’s Skirt of the Day

I figure what better way to celebrate the news that I hope you don’t care about, involving Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner Filing for Divorce , because Kris Jenner is a Harlot, and Bruce Jenner wishes he was one…that’s why he takes estrogen….than to post pics trying to look up Kendall Jenner’s skirt…because as you know children of divorce, no matter what age…are serious sluts…filling the void and guilt of their parents not loving each other with dick…pair that up with being raised on a vapid, raised by trash, reality with no morals or values, because the empire is based on porn for the money and fame….and we’ve got ourselves a future hooker…when everything turns to shit…and that excites me.

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2014

19

Sep

Kendall Jenner Erotica of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted this obscure photo of what I think is her ass….but is up on some scrambled porn kick that bringing back horrible drunken masturbation memories from an era before the internet – in basements at friends houses only to be caught by their wives or girlfriends in the level of pervert and desperation that is never graceful, only tit in the top right of the screen in blue, the other tit that may be an asshole in the bottom left in red…all fucking confusing…but with enough audio to get your through it…

Either way, no one likes this Kendall chick, but the media love her and because of theat the brands love her, and because of that, you masturbate to her…and because of that…you’re pathetic.

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2014

11

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s New Shitty Topless Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is hustling the strategic nudes hard. I just posted one of her strategic nudes that I can assume her mom paid to get into a book of Victoria’s Secret models nude, even though she isn’t a Victoria’s Secret model, but will be one because of the persistence of her mother and their team and her star power and fan base will just get one casting person to throw away quality and go for the hits…and I really couldn’t care less if the sweatshop, overpriced, shitty quality lingerie casts her or not, it’s all a scam anyway, I just care that her strategic nudes her parents are paying for are not her getting railed unprotected by black dudes like her sister. It’s like this family once offered the world something semi interesting, and now they are just so corporate and mainstream with their whoring. Fame has changed them…

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2014

09

Sep

Kendall Jenner Naked for Instagram of the Day

Kendall Jenner had her nude pics taken by Victoria’s Secret photographer Russell James. I am going to assume it is for his new book, because he posted this very similar picture of Adriana Lima naked thanking her for participating in his book….

I like to think that the Kardashians hired him to include them, all in efforts of Kendall landing a gig at Victoria’s Secret as one of their models, because in case you didn’t know, that’s kind of what her hustle is, and what better way to do it than with their main dude.

I find the whole thing, and their existence ridiculous, and I just hope that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t give her that stamp of approval she seeks because it is good publicity for the brand. I don’t think this or really any Kardashian should be an icon or inspiration to anyone, especially not the youth, and I am a guy who is all for self shot interracial porn for profit….it’s just they are so vile as a group…I can’t appreciate the good they’ve done in their exploiting of themselves and their children to get rich…and instead I just see red…

I guess what I am saying is that these Kendall nudes should have more black dick in them, you know do it for the family or something…I don’t know…I just know her older sister outting this pic is all part of everything wrong with these idiots…creating their own nude scandal without any of the pornography portion….waste of time.

Here she is walking the Tommy Hillfiger Show – With Cameltoe and Nipples…10 pounds too fat to be a model…

TO SEE HER FASHION SHOW PICS WITH NIPPLE CLICK HERE

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2014

08

Sep

Kendall Jenner Wears Shorts of the Day

Kendall Jenner wore shorts her vagina was probably not quite designed for, as it looks like it’s eating them up, in this cameltoe picture….but then you have to remember she is a kardashian, without being a Kardashian genetically, but a Kardashian, because all that is horrible about the Kardashian’s stems from the mom they share…

That said this rocking a cameltoe is probably one of their “etiquette” lessons they learned at the finishing school their mom staged in their garage, because they are classy like that, and more importantly, because the mom knows how to manipulate the media via slut behavior…the cameltoe is so easy to play off as unintentional and just being big vagina-ed in tight shorts….without admitting to jacking that shit up so hard the world knows what’s going on…

Either way, I think it’s cute, but in a rodent in your kids bedroom kind of way, it’s like rid this thing from the world, get it out of my fucking house, even if it’s ok to look at running on its hamster wheel making stupid rodent faces, or in her case, CAMELTOES…at least she makes something…

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2014

02

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

What better way to celebrate little Kendall Jenner doing the ALS challenge in a bikini, you know Kendall, the Kardashian who probably has the most going for her in terms of looks, but who I assume has the least going for her in personality, since she’s been on TV and around this life since she was around 4 or 5 years old, which makes for a horrible person until it all falls apart and disappears – leading her desperate and willing to do everything to get another hit…all while developing a substance abuse dependency, since fame is generally a horrible thing that destroys people…

Than to post pics of her sister, the one OJ fathered in her whore mother – showing her tits…after fully rebuilding herself from being the monster she was – to being kind of hot…

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