Kimberley Garner isn’t very famous and when I’ve posted her over the years people really didn’t care….let’s just say no servers were crashed with her hot ass…but I was always a believer and I felt that there are far uglier equally useless barely reality stores out there getting paid and living under the illusion of being relevant…and I knew this one would keep bringing it until more and more people notice….now I know she’s still not famous, still doesn’t matter, still doesn’t PUSH or CONVERT traffic like all my other posts I’ve analyzed the analytics so deeply on….you know not at all…I don’t even check the site stats…I don’t need google to tell me I’m a fucking loser….or that Kim Garner is a loser considering how hot her ass is…but I do appreciate her Christmas Spirit, despite Christmas being over…because being over doesn’t thwart this one…

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Kimberley Garner has an amazing body….but is still one of the least popular half naked chicks on instagram and that’s pretty bad considering she has been on a TV show and the paparazzi have followed her around…for the last few years….especially considering how hot her body is…

She followed me on twitter years ago for about an hour or less before deciding she was too good for me…and I always find that hot in a woman…you know tell me I am shit in your own way…I’m like one of those penis degrading fetishists…KICK ME IN THE BALLS UNTIL I CUM….and her following/unfollowing me on twitter is the internet version of that…so little does she know that she was not unfollowing me in a FUCK YOU, but was in fact flirting with me and participating in my sex in a “NOT FUCK YOU BUT I’M FUCKING YOU”…

I guess that mean’s we’ve CYBERED…or SEXTED…the “Ghost me, block my shit, make me feel like I don’t exist…it makes me cum so hard”…the only sexting I’ve ever known….

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I kind of feel bad for Kimberley Garner because no one gives a fuck about her…

She’s been on TV, not anything important, but on TV nonetheless, she’s been in Paparazzi pics for the last 5 years, nothing important, but still paparazzi pics…she’s been in bikini on the regular and has a hot body…but anytime I link her or post her NO ONE cares..

It must suck being a girl who is for all intents and purposes is hot…with a rocking body…doing shameless slutty posing in various states of undress…an NO ONE cares…

It’s like she’s gotta step it up and the only way to go is spreading asshole…the window to a soul…

So clearly, that is the direction she’ll take cuz she wants it that BAD…and I think we should all collectively continue no paying attention to her, I’ll put up the smut she makes so she thinks the racier she goes is working, but you all ignore…so that she thinks she’s gott ago harder and next thing you know she’ll be with MAITLAND WARD doing BLACK gangbang porn…like we want….

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Kimberley Garner makes me laugh, not because she’s doing anything funny or even interesting, but because she was a UK reality star, who may not have been an actual star, but got enough Paparazzi bikini pics to make you think she was…who moved to LA to make it in America you know to take that fame to the next level…all while being a hot body who is often half naked in a bikini…which is now standard and even boring…but for some reason no one fucking cares. She is no further along in her fame than she was a few years ago…despite the constant hustle of bikini pics showing off her body..

What is wrong with the world when a hot half naked girl doesn’t get that “Influencer” status she always dreamed of…yet dogs like Olivia Culpo the NFL vagina that gets passed around the locker room like Tom Brady was Quarter backing (he’s the only Quarterback I know, don’t mistake this for me liking him, sports are queer)….

Anyway here she is ass out again for no one to give a fuck..

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No one cares about Kimberley Garner.

I used to have a meter/tracking thing on each post that would show me how many people clicked one of the stories….and Kim Garner consistently did the worst.

Two people or less care about her in the most minimally engaged way – that they passively click on a post about her hot body in a bikini…TWO people….and she’s a girl in the paparazzi, working towards a career and existing, who has already been on TV, and has homes in LA and the UK…like you’d think she’d have a few more fans….she’s hot..but I guess that is just not enough!

Here she is trying to clickbait on the internet!

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I hate doing Kimberley Garner because NO ONE cares about her.

I used to have some tracker that said how many people read a post and Kimberley Garner was consistently the worst..

We are talking a solid 100 people or less would look at her…

Which I thought was shocking considering she’s a hot blonde with a hot body doing shameless bullshit in bikinis as she tries to get relevant….from a reality show in the UK, to living in LA to launch a career there…I really thought that it’d be easy to pull off…

But then I realized she’s probably not very good at this internet thing cuz she doesn’t actually show her vagina and with her level of barely fame fame….you kind of have to.

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