Kimberley Garner….is a nobody from a UK reality show who doesn’t matter, the people, the tabloids, no one gives an actual fuck about her….which I guess is funny because she keeps going for it…and still has her miami people willing to take slutty bikini pics of her…cuz that body is all she has going for her…and it’s a great body..but if you go on instagram you will learn that everyone has a great fucking body now and doing what this bitch is doing is not going to get her anywhere except maybe a post on this site for 11 bots from Russia to read….

She’s just irrelevant which is too bad, because I think her hot body is great…it just needs some better creative direction, a viral stunt…maybe a porn career to make her family back home proud of her American dream fulfillment that she’s been working on and getting no where….

She’s probably far too proper for that, British people, but she clearly doesn’t realize that in America…UK reality shows man nothing nad there are way more aggressive whores locally on the hustle making her shit basic as fuck.

Keep on trying. Whoring can work out for you. I believe in it.

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You may not know who Kimberley Garner is, but I do. She’s an aging girl from the UK who was on some rich person reality show, and has since moved to America to make it in America…since that’s the dream anyone on TV has…especially when they are marketed as the hot chick and is used to being followed by a camera….

I do not think she’s that famous, interesting or compelling, but she exists and is trying to exist even more by showing off her ass she’s been either working on, or doing ass implants or injections like all the girls are doing…and the fact of the matter is that famous or not…that’s a fun looking ass that deserves more attention even though no one seems to care since there are many great asses on the internet and in life….hard to just fixate on one internet ass…especially when it’s a boring one….but at least she’s trying. Not naked enough, sure…but are they ever really naked enough? Even when spread eagled they aren’t naked enough…but this is a step in the right direction…eventually all the thirsty for fame women get naked for fame….so now is as good a time as any I figure….

Here she is in her wet bikini

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Based on Kimberly Garner’s fame on social media…that you’d expect to be higherfrom being on that UK reality show

She has one fan, and that fan is me.

I do posts on this fame seeking muppet on the regular, and I have for a long time, and it is not to say that this site is mainstream or pop culture relevant…I figure I get a handful of perverts here a day but I just keep it alive because why the fuck not….I have nothing better to do…

But in keeping it alive, I can still see who gets hits, likes, links, comments, whatever…and this bitch…is one of the LEAST viewed on the site…

So not of you perverts like her or her cameltoe and that’s mean…I call racism…but she’s white Aryan looking, but maybe you’re against her cuz of the UK…

I don’t have the answers. Just the pics.

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We may not know who UK reality star who is still having a go at being relevant, or riding that reality star low level of fame, Kim Garner, gone to the USA to make it in America…while having not quite made it in the UK, where her celebrity possibly only getting to cut lines at the club, or maybe a free bottle, or rich dude companion but nothing much beyond that.

But that doesn’t mean we won’t zoom in on her ass pic to try to see her asshole….sure we’d do it for any chick dressed like this, ass out…so when it’s Kim Garner it doesn’t make it better or more interesting…but these are the pics of this moment that I have available right now so I’m going to make the most of them.

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We may not fully know who Kim Garner is or what Kim Garner does, but I’ve told you before and I will tell you again, the most important Kim Garner fact you need to know is not that she’s Jennifer Garner’s cousin, or sister, or daughter from a previous marriage…it’s that she followed me on twitter accidentally in her famewhoring….only to block me hours later but I will never forget that moment…

She’s not that hot, she’s not that interesting, she’s from the UK reality show Made in Chelsea that casts pretty much everyone and that establishes a following for these people, and she’s managed to use that access to get to the USA where she does whatever she does, trying to be the next Kelly Brook maybe, all with her tits out….and ass eating her shorts…and there’s nothing wrong with that…her body is great…

Here’s her ass eating a white swimsuit..floss

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The highlight of my life was when Kim Garner followed me on twitter, I can’t prove that it happened, when it did happen I didn’t know who she was, and I guess because she followed me I now know who she is, it was many years ago and was probably the best 5 minutes before she unfollowed me of my life.

In doing what I do, you’d think all the celebs would be inviting me to their parties, their vacations, letting me into their worlds….you know all the A-Listers, so that bottom feeders like Kim Garner would be basically paying me money to post her amongst them….

I know, the glamorous life of a Hollywood Titty Reporter…with a blog, who lives one step up from a cardboard box…and who can’t afford to buy my own beer..

BUT as it turns out, I am pretty much ignored, so when a reality star from the UK, or Phoebe Price reach out…I feel like I’m big leagues….insignificant me…connecting with an ass like this…

Unfortunately, I think the Kim Garner follow back was some Robot script, and not her at all, but I’m allowed to have dreams that someone as irrelevant but more relevant that a local bar tender would follow me.

We’re all allowed to have dreams…

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I find it interesting that Kimberley Garner is so irrelevant, that every post I do of her involves her showing off her pretty solid body in a bikini, and every post I do of her gets barely any clicks…it’s like some people, even when hot bodied, even when trying to be rich, connected, dialed in, even after being on TV, just can’t manage to get that celebrity they want…

She’s moved to LA, she’s half naked, she goes to key events, yet no one even gives a fuck…

I know girls far less dialed in, less interesting, less into dedicating their life to be famous…getting more action than this one…and in a lot of ways it is pathetic…

But the good news is that I am into it…any bikini pic is a good bikini pic to me…even when it’s bad.

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No one actually knows who Kimberley Garner is, but she has been trying to find a way to be as relevant as possible doing what any woman with some level of intelligence would do…she’s posing half naked on the internet hoping to get noticed….she did follow me on twitter for 10 minutes once…that’s how I noticed her…but then our love died a fast painful death.

I would say that any woman who was drawn to staring in a reality show, which I think is what Kim Garner is known for, is the kind of shameless attention seeker, being shameless and attention seeking….who would evolve into someone like this, who moves to LA, is still in Bikinis, is trying to make it in America but the people really just don’t care….but they do like her bikini pics…so keep that going until you’re too old and it’s too late…

Makes sense to me.

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