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2018

25

May

Kimberley Garners Weird Tits of the Day

Kimberley Garner Weird Fake Tits

Kimberley Garners Weird Tits are doing whatever low level fame whore that was on a UK reality tits would do, they are calling the paparazzi and begging to have their picture taken, before flying to Mykonos or Ibiza where all the instagram whores I follow seem to be this weekend, because they work in pods…the human experience must be one that seeks mob mentality, mob acceptance, where that people go where the people they relate to or what to be or follow go…

So whether it’s instagram VEGANS giving pigs in trucks water outside the slaughterhouse, or bros in 6 inch tropical shorts for the memorial day frat party, or instagram whores a Coachella, Vegas or the more jetset type in the Mediterranean….they are all equally lame, thirsty, attention seeking, egos who find comfort in mass though…like something hitler taughter, no not that Jewish people are the enemy of the state…but that people are idiots and will believe anything they are told by someone with passion or conviction because they are too lazy to use their own brain, have their own passions and fill their days trying to be like everyone else.

The world..weird but not as weird as her tits.

Kimberley Garner Weird Fake Tits

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2018

15

May

Kimberley Garner Tits Out in Cannes of the Day

Kimberley Garner Tits Out in a Sheer White Dress in Cannes

Kimberley Garner, the UK reality star, who I don’t even think is on TV because she moved to America and tried to make it there….I don’t even know how big of a reality star she was in the UK…I just know she has a good body and for the UK that’s a big deal.

I also know that she has been invited to Cannes, or maybe she’s just hopping around Cannes knowing it is a good Photo Op, you know PR and scamming, or maybe when in LA she found a film producer who runs in the same circles as her, who pays her rent to fuck, and to use as a prop on the red carpet…as rich dudes do…

She’s got her titty out, attention seeking…check it out.

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2018

11

May

Kimberley Garner in a Bra in Cannes of the Day

Kimberley Garner in a Bra and Tight Pants in Cannes

Kimberley Garner, the UK reality star, who I don’t even think is on TV because she moved to America and tried to make it there, has been invited to Cannes, or maybe she’s just hopping around Cannes knowing it is a good Photo Op, or maybe when in LA she found a film producer who runs in the same circles as her to fuck, and to be the arm candy for, because all these dudes are rich nerds who got into hollywood because it’s Glamourous and way for them to get laid, when they otherwise wouldn’t get laid, if they worked for let’s say a plumbing manufacturing company, that could be as lucrative, but no red carpets…just shit piles..

Point being, she’s trying to take her hot body and master the fucking scene and this is how it’s done, even though no one knows or cares who she is…I’ll still check her out and cat call her to my computer screen because she’s good….

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2018

18

Apr

Kimberley Garner Tits of the Day

Kimberley Garner big tits in a sheer white top

Kim Garner is some hot UK fame whore who was on some UK Reality Show and got an ego, thinking she was relevant, or important, or capable of making it in America, so she made the move to the USA, got her Work Visa because of her ability to be on a reality show in the UK, and maintain being someone no one gives a fuck about, even though she is half naked all the time and has a hot body….

You know trying to live the USA dream, the make it in America dream….doing things like COACHELLA, fucking rich guys, going to trendy events for the paparazzi…it’s the UK whore dream…just ask Rita Ora…

I mean here’s a caption to a shameless bikini post on social media to generate some buzz, scandal, PR hustle for Kim Garner, who no one gives a fuck about….

For all the gossip, no I have not had a boob job, and no I have not had a butt job! (Which still comes as a very weird concept to me) Woman’s body’s change, sometimes I’m a little chubbier and sometimes too skinny, it’s just natural and so important to love our body’s, whatever the phase – but thanks for all the gossip I have heard over the past year, it has really made me laugh ps I have been learning some butt exercises, will make a video, incase you want a ‘fake’ butt 😉

This girl is trying hard…and she’s not looking as good ass she used to..I guess that happens when they get old…here she is at some event…

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2018

13

Apr

Kimberley Garner Bikini of the Day

Kimberley Garner Tits and Ass in Tiny White and Black Bikini

The most important day of my life was when Kimberley Garner followed me for 24 hours on twitter back when she was even more insignificant in the grand scheme of the internet than she is now…because she’s not really that important…but this was back when she was on some UK Reality Show….really hot for someone from the UK, and almost natural looking, tanned and fit, instead of either grey skinned and rotten teethed, or some huge clown tit Glamour Model….

Kimberly, or Kimmy, as she likes to be called in the sexual fantasy I have of her sitting on my face with that fit body…is pushing that instagram model thing, trying to make it in the USA like she did in the UK, doing that travel blogger shit….that doesn’t matter, gets girls paid, gives them an excuse to get in bikinis, doing shoots, showing off that body…that is a hot body…

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2017

19

May

Kimberley Garner Big Tits in a Push Up Bra of the Day

Kimberley Garner is a UK reality show star with a fantastic body.

She once followed me on twitter for a day, and I realized just how desperate she was to make it in America…seeing as anyone who turns to me for press, or promotion is usually at the end of their road, I’m the pre suicide, maybe the one person who reads the site will send the story to another person who people actually pay attention to…because I figure if I’m not famous from the site, or known from the site, and if the site isn’t famous for being the site or known as the site…why the fuck would someone featured on the site go viral because of the site, unless we’re talking aids..

That’s about all I have to say about Kimberly Garner…because who really cares…really..

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2015

28

Dec

Kimberley Garner Bikini Body of the Day

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Kimberley Garner is a UK reality show star with a fantastic body.

She once followed me on twitter for a day, and I realized just how desperate she was to make it in America…seeing as anyone who turns to me for press, or promotion is usually at the end of their road, I’m the pre suicide, maybe the one person who reads the site will send the story to another person who people actually pay attention to…because I figure if I’m not famous from the site, or known from the site, and if the site isn’t famous for being the site or known as the site…why the fuck would someone featured on the site go viral because of the site, unless we’re talking aids..

Well I guess Kim Garner figured that one out also, because she no longer follows me on twitter…leaving me scared and a lone, but fine, because I know hundreds of other hookers who are too dumb to realize I can’t help them…

Point being, she is in a bikini Santa hat for attention self shot shoot that is badly shot, but still features her hot body and that’s good enough for me…

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