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2014

17

Feb

Maryna Linchuk Public Titty Flash of the Day

Maryna Linchuk, who has done Victoria’s Secret fashion show after being imported from Belarus, was in LA the other day, doing some kind of amazing photoshoot in public, that involved her pulling her tits out of some see through dress for everyone to see…like it was some kind of porno, only it wasn’t a porno, it was fashion and this is art, which makes total sense because I’m looking at the clothes she’s wearing angrily and intently, that if you were to put them in a police line-up, or rack at the mall, I could pick it out for the crimes that it is committing…even though this tease is hot as fuck…

I’m a fan.

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2014

21

Jan

Maryna Linchuk Gets Her Titties Grabbed on Set of the Day

Here’s a picture of Victoria’s Secret model Maryna Linchuk on set, probably shooting for Victoria’s Secret, getting her titties grabbed by her assistant, or someone on set, because they know the paparazzi are watching and can’t let her nipples be exposed, that would be so embarrassing, even though she’s done tons of editorial shoots, like this one, where SHE’S TOPLESS FOR VOGUE …and I know Vogue didn’t pay…but Vogue…is Vogue…not the paparazzi so I get why her nipples are being cupped by the best bra ever…a better bra than Victoria’s Secret could ever make.

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2013

20

Nov

Maryna Linchuk With Topless Models for Vogue Russia of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is Soviet model who has been exported/or imported, depending on how you look at it, from her Soviet cold water flat where she lived with 30 other people, to become one of the top models around, which is what they do with the tall ones…the short Soviets get sent to the webcam companies and mail order bride companies…but you already know this..

What you don’t know is that in Russia, you can pay a girl 30 dollars to film a porno…and bot some gutter ghetto broken down girl…but a Maryna Linchuk who was too shirt for the USSR Olympic model team….and for some reason that makes me ask many questions..like why the fuck am I not in Russia right now falling in love….and while I do that…remember…fashion is pretty alright…

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2013

30

Oct

Maryna Linchuk in some Chantelle Lingerie of the Day


Straight from the slums of Belarus, here’s war torn 26 year old, too young for Communist, too tall for webcam modelling, human trafficked into the fashion scene instead, Maryna Linchuk, who you probably don’t know, and won’t know after today, because she’s in underwear in what are probably catalog pictures, and like all catalog pictures, are boring as fuck, totally uneventful, standard, even obvious….that don’t make noise, that don’t put names on maps, that don’t upset or disrupt shit, and that aren’t even good enough to jerk off to, but she’s still in underwear and I think that counts for something…sure something insignificant…but still something

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2013

18

Mar

Maryna Linchuk Amazing Tits for 25 Magazine of the Day

Straight from the slums of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011…..Maryna Linchuk, the Belarusian model…who is hot as fuck…has decided to take her fashion modeling to the softcore porn/erotic scene that is marketed as “fashion”….with 25 Magazine …..and I’m glad she did….because I’m glad whenever a model test her model ability…by taking on such intense shoots for the perverts who prefer seeing her topless than seeing her in cheap mid-western underwear.

It’s not the first time she’s been TOPLESS …in fact I posted these same pics in February…but I’m in too deep and no one pays attention to me, so I’m doin’ it again….this shit happens all the time to me…so many titties – so hard to keep track of them….

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2013

13

Feb

Maryna Linchuk amazing Topless Pics in 25 Magazine of the Day


It is very fucking rare that I see a photoshoot that gets me fucking excited, I’ve been in the game a long time, and I am totally desensitized…my threshold of pleasure is a lot darker…and in order for me to be like “WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING” as someone who has no soul, emotions and who never gets impressed or excited…but this is fashion porn…which is my favorite kind of porn…and it’s erotic as shit…like a vintage playboy….and tht’s something I’d always take over throat fucking porn….truth..

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2012

17

Dec

Maryna Linchuk’s Ass Eats Her Bikini of the Day


If you read my previous post…you will know that I hate endorsing these Victoria’s Secret girls….only because I know that I am feeding into their marketing scam that makes them billions….but the problem is seeing pics of Maryna Linchuk on set having her bikini bottoms eaten by her ass…is just too exciting for the average, simple, pervert like me to ignore….there’s this thing called pussy that rules over me…that controls my decision making…and that makes me do really stupid things…and I guess Victoria’s Secret gets that….cuz they bring the pussy right….motherfuckers.


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2012

14

Dec

Candice Swanepoel and Maryna Linchuk are Bikini Models of the Day

Candice Swanepoe and Maryna Linchuk are modeling for Victoria’s Secret, because they are both probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, you know third world babes who signed their life away for the dream, and I am okay with that, cuz I dig their tall, fit, half nakedness….and that’s why I follow them on instagram…where I leave comments like

Wow, you should look into becoming a model

Cuz their fans get so angry that I don’t know who they are…when in fact I do know who they are…as I have had sex with both of them…at the same time…in my mind…thanks to these pics they’ve posted to social media….and by “they”…i mean the marketing staff at Victoria’s Secret…

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2012

28

Nov

Maryna Linchuk Bikini in Miami of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian model…and that really makes a fucking difference in the grand scheme of staring at her in a bikini…on the beach..in Miami…as does her being the face of Miss Dior Cherie….and in ads for Gap, H&M, Versace….and even walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…like it fucking matters…when looking at her in a bikini….cuz you see…she’s a fucking babe in a bikini…I don’t need to see her awards, accalades, or bank account….and I don’t need to talk to her management….to stare at her in a fucking bikini….I just have to stare at her in a bikini….see how this works here? Easy.


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2012

15

Oct

Maryna Linchuk in Lingerie for Nordstrom of the Day


I’ve posted some maryna Linchuk model titties for fashion pics…where we learned some faschinating things about her….but the only thing that matters about those fascinating things about her…is that she’ll get naked for money….like a typical eastern european /russian / once communist girl who despite not being communist anymore…still has the “Must Escape” mentality….

She’s fucked with Victoria’s Secret and now she’s cheating on them with Nordstrom….half naked and lovely…my kind of woman.

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2012

05

Jul

Maryna Linchuk in a Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret may have some of the most boring shoots around….and I say that well aware of the fact that the girls in the shoots are half naked….but they do manage to find and recruit and lock in some of the best looking women around…like some sort of secret society of hot pussy, in an international hot pussy trading ring, I guess called modeling..

This one is Maryna Linchuk she’s Belarusian….

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2012

13

Apr

Maryna Linchuk is in Bathing Suit for Vogue Germany of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian, that means she’s from Balarus, and she is a model who is 24. According to Vogue she’s one of the Top 30 models of the 2000s, but I never believe lists, especially not by advertising financed publications that are full of shit…..which is pretty much EVERY publication….but I do know that she’s kinda hot…and sure, I may be saying that cuz of her modeling contract and millions made from modeling….I am easily convinced like that…..or maybe it is cuz she’s posed topless for VOGUE GERMANY ….and for POP MAGAZINE and in some POLAROIDS THAT SHE DROPPED ….and that alone…..is amazing….with a modeling contract stamp of approval it is better…

Now she’s doing some bikini and bathing suits all classy for Vogue Germany….and that works for me….

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2012

15

Mar

Maryna Linchuk Titties in Some Polaroids of the Day

Her name is Maryna Linchuk and I’ve done a a couple of posts on her Titties before …she’s a model…who gets topless for fashion or for photographers…or just in pictures trying to get ahead in the modeling world…showing just how serious and versatile she is….because no one has time for no name models who don’t show their tits….and the whole thing is amazing….you see cuz it reminds us that if you sugar coat something as being art or fashion…people get naked…it’s way easier than trying to convince a bitch to get naked by telling her it’s porn and people everywhere will jerk off to her…even if the results are the same…girls just don’t like being labeled whores…even when they are whores…

That said, these are some polaroids she shot with some dude named Paul Rowland…and they have a hot, amateur, snuff film from the 70s feel and I’m into it….to bad there’s not bush….but I’ll live….we’ll all live….we are survivors….and we adapt.

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2012

29

Feb

Maryna Linchuk Titties for Pop Magazine Spring/Summer 2012 of the Day

I’ve posted Marina Linchuk’s Nipples Before ….and these pictures don’t really have nipples…unless those aren’t flowers on her tits but a birth defect….but nipples aren’t what make a photoshoot hot….the bitch in the photoshoot makes it hot…ideally when her pussy is spread open and I can see anus….but sometimes being a 24 year old Belarusian with a modeling contract overrides that….and this is one of those times….probably cuz her strategic nudity gives me enough to prime me up…in what I call foreplay for my masturbation….

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2010

16

Aug

Maryna Linchuk in Vogue Germany of the Day

Here is my fashion post of the day to remind you that as long as there are tits in fashion photography, magazine spreads and campaigns…cuz models are nothing more than very high paid strippers and whores lookin’ for the good life and willing to do anything for it…cuz they realize that it’s better than actually holding down a real job….I am a fashion site…So if you work for Mercedes Benz, Rolex, Cartier and any other high end companies, you should let them know that DrunkenStepfather is taking over the fashion world and that they need to advertise her…cuz I want the good life too….

So here are some pictures from Vogue Germany, a country that has come a long way since the Nazis but hasn’t quite embraced it’s innovation to Scat porn…..and I actually have a funny story about Vogue Germany…cuz 20 years ago I used to know a dude who was living here with his Aunt because his mother was this self involved Vouge editor who loved herself and cocaine and his entire childhood she would make him fuck her….cuz she thought it was better to have something she created inside her than another faceless man….and let me tell you…dude was pretty fucked up because of it….unfortunately a true fucking story….but it just proves how tapped into the fashion world I am….

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