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2016

11

Oct

Maryna Linchuk Nipple for Vogue Russia of the Day

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Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian model who proves that Communism works…because all the ugly ones must have been killed off and died…because they can’t have a nation of ugly people…at least that is what I assume happened…since all Russian women are hot…and soulless…and crazy….because they are soulless…eagerly willing to spend all your fucking money after you buy her off the internet…because Russian girls are like that…their IRON CURTAIN they were behind made them dark survivors…

Maryna Linchuk was a Victoria’s Secret girl back in 2013…and I guess is no more…because sad things happen when you’re totally replaceable…because your career is based on being hot and tall and lots of girls are hot and tall..but those 5 years back in 2008 as a promo model for the evil brand is all that matters…

Here’s her nipple…in Vogue because nipples are fashion…

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2016

13

Jun

Maryna Linchuk Belarusian Model Posing Hot of the Day

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Maryna Linchuk reminds us all, as so many models before her – that communism works…

I don’t know what this Maryna Linchuk photoshoot is for…I don’t know where Belarus is, but it brings up an image of concrete, grayness, and poverty or struggle…political graffiti and blown out lives….

I like that when I google Belarus – Byelorussian Soviet Socialist Republic comes up…it just reaffirms how great communism was for creating so many models that are tall, strong, thin, and hot as fuck…it makes me think of this world full of beautiful women, like I am some kind of Christopher Columbus out to discover the free world…all when it was built off not being free…

The nice thing about Maryna Linchuk is that she’s hot and brings hope…the nice thing about war torn Russia is that when you buy a Linchuk of your own off the internet, you can print out pictures to show your new wife when she acts out of line…romance.

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2016

04

Feb

Maryna Linchuk in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if I’m bad at the internet or if Maryna Linchuk has blocked me on social media…mainly instagram…and that hurts my feelings…not that I have feelings…but if I did I’d be so broken up about this model I’ll never meet not wanting me to have access to her instagram to judge her…

Maybe she’s overly sensitive, but she’s Eastern Europe and you’d think she’d have no soul and a thick skin….maybe even an abused existence of men beating her into the sex trade only instead of the sex trade…she ended up making it as a model, even becoming some kind of Victoria’s Secret model….which means she gets naked but you can only buy her if you’re a billionaire…and us commoners won’t be seeing her peeing on webcam for 4.99 a minute…

Maybe I’ve made fun of her and hit a soft spot, maybe joking about being raped or maybe I made fun of one of her friends…or some other insensitive thing that I do…because people are clearly too fucking sensitive…

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2014

20

Oct

Maryna Linchuk Naked in Allure Russia of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is some Victoria’s Secret model from Belarus, who I guess could have been a mail order bride and cam girl – like so many Russians before her, but who instead works the model scenes – which would be a tragedy for anyone on the market for a Russian bride, because she’s a good one, or any Russian cam site viewers, because she’s a good one, but the good news, is that models get naked as part of their work….from Allure to GQ to all the big players in magazines trying to survive against the internet porn…they all get these models naked…sure it is for fashion…but if these was the 70s, the publisher would be getting shot for indecency charges and being anti-Christian…

I guess we’ve come a long way as a people, especially these Russians, since they aren’t communist anymore…but they are naked…and amazing because I guess communism killed off all the ugly ones…and I like that….because who needs uglies…right…

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2014

30

Jul

Maryna Linchuk in Lingerie of the Day

Maryna Linchuk reminds me that although I love Lingerie models, and think they are great for a lot of reasons, like being nice to look at, but more importantly, making regular girls feel like shit about themselves, and when they feel like shit about themselves, I get to be the hero, by telling them their untoned fat stomach is sexy and that those models are just freaks of nature, some even 6 foot tall monsters pushing 150 pounds that look good in pictures half naked, but who in person are actually double the size…angles, lighting, make-up, photoshop…you know making myself out to be a sensitive hero, ready to pounce on them the second they feel comfortable enough to let me get them naked…

But I hate lingerie photoshoots – they fucking suck…they have no personality and here’s the proof.

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2014

23

Apr

Maryna Linchuk is Amazing for Vogue Spain of the DAy

Maryna Linchuk is Soviet model who has been exported/or imported, depending on how you look at it, from her Soviet cold water flat where she lived with 30 other people, to become one of the top models around, which is what they do with the tall ones…the short Soviets get sent to the webcam companies and mail order bride companies…but you already know this…because I have written these exact words in past Maryna Linchuk posts, as well as past Russian model posts, because Russian girls are built hot, with no soul and a willingness to do whatever it takes to not go back to their war torn world….whether it is porn, or fashion, or fashion porn…hooking themselves out like sluts is totally culturally accepted and that’s a good thing…because pictures like this happen….

Sure she’s not GETTING FELT UP ON SET or TOPLESS AND GRABBING HER CUNT or in these CREEPY NUDE POLAROIDS

But shit is still more erotic than her Victoria’s Secret work…and I’m a fan…

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2014

21

Apr

Maryna Linchuk Modeling Bikinis for Chantelle of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is a bikini model who I guess isn’t under contract with Victoria’s Secret, despite doing Victoria’s Secret many times….unless my theory of Victoria’s Secret being an evil empire that owns all bikini and lingerie manufacturing in Asia, basically controlling every brand trying to compete with them, by controlling their costs and quality, possibly even making more money making for other people than themselves, because they don’t have marketing costs or retail rents to pay, making them use their models, just give the girls more work, and garner more exposure, all to benefit their evil ways….or maybe I look into “Lingerie” wars too seriously….and bitches are just free agents to get half naked for whoever they want to…

Either way, it happened…

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2014

17

Feb

Maryna Linchuk Public Titty Flash of the Day

Maryna Linchuk, who has done Victoria’s Secret fashion show after being imported from Belarus, was in LA the other day, doing some kind of amazing photoshoot in public, that involved her pulling her tits out of some see through dress for everyone to see…like it was some kind of porno, only it wasn’t a porno, it was fashion and this is art, which makes total sense because I’m looking at the clothes she’s wearing angrily and intently, that if you were to put them in a police line-up, or rack at the mall, I could pick it out for the crimes that it is committing…even though this tease is hot as fuck…

I’m a fan.

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2014

21

Jan

Maryna Linchuk Gets Her Titties Grabbed on Set of the Day

Here’s a picture of Victoria’s Secret model Maryna Linchuk on set, probably shooting for Victoria’s Secret, getting her titties grabbed by her assistant, or someone on set, because they know the paparazzi are watching and can’t let her nipples be exposed, that would be so embarrassing, even though she’s done tons of editorial shoots, like this one, where SHE’S TOPLESS FOR VOGUE …and I know Vogue didn’t pay…but Vogue…is Vogue…not the paparazzi so I get why her nipples are being cupped by the best bra ever…a better bra than Victoria’s Secret could ever make.

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2013

20

Nov

Maryna Linchuk With Topless Models for Vogue Russia of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is Soviet model who has been exported/or imported, depending on how you look at it, from her Soviet cold water flat where she lived with 30 other people, to become one of the top models around, which is what they do with the tall ones…the short Soviets get sent to the webcam companies and mail order bride companies…but you already know this..

What you don’t know is that in Russia, you can pay a girl 30 dollars to film a porno…and bot some gutter ghetto broken down girl…but a Maryna Linchuk who was too shirt for the USSR Olympic model team….and for some reason that makes me ask many questions..like why the fuck am I not in Russia right now falling in love….and while I do that…remember…fashion is pretty alright…

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2013

30

Oct

Maryna Linchuk in some Chantelle Lingerie of the Day


Straight from the slums of Belarus, here’s war torn 26 year old, too young for Communist, too tall for webcam modelling, human trafficked into the fashion scene instead, Maryna Linchuk, who you probably don’t know, and won’t know after today, because she’s in underwear in what are probably catalog pictures, and like all catalog pictures, are boring as fuck, totally uneventful, standard, even obvious….that don’t make noise, that don’t put names on maps, that don’t upset or disrupt shit, and that aren’t even good enough to jerk off to, but she’s still in underwear and I think that counts for something…sure something insignificant…but still something

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2013

18

Mar

Maryna Linchuk Amazing Tits for 25 Magazine of the Day

Straight from the slums of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011…..Maryna Linchuk, the Belarusian model…who is hot as fuck…has decided to take her fashion modeling to the softcore porn/erotic scene that is marketed as “fashion”….with 25 Magazine …..and I’m glad she did….because I’m glad whenever a model test her model ability…by taking on such intense shoots for the perverts who prefer seeing her topless than seeing her in cheap mid-western underwear.

It’s not the first time she’s been TOPLESS …in fact I posted these same pics in February…but I’m in too deep and no one pays attention to me, so I’m doin’ it again….this shit happens all the time to me…so many titties – so hard to keep track of them….

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2013

13

Feb

Maryna Linchuk amazing Topless Pics in 25 Magazine of the Day


It is very fucking rare that I see a photoshoot that gets me fucking excited, I’ve been in the game a long time, and I am totally desensitized…my threshold of pleasure is a lot darker…and in order for me to be like “WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING” as someone who has no soul, emotions and who never gets impressed or excited…but this is fashion porn…which is my favorite kind of porn…and it’s erotic as shit…like a vintage playboy….and tht’s something I’d always take over throat fucking porn….truth..

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2012

17

Dec

Maryna Linchuk’s Ass Eats Her Bikini of the Day


If you read my previous post…you will know that I hate endorsing these Victoria’s Secret girls….only because I know that I am feeding into their marketing scam that makes them billions….but the problem is seeing pics of Maryna Linchuk on set having her bikini bottoms eaten by her ass…is just too exciting for the average, simple, pervert like me to ignore….there’s this thing called pussy that rules over me…that controls my decision making…and that makes me do really stupid things…and I guess Victoria’s Secret gets that….cuz they bring the pussy right….motherfuckers.


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2012

14

Dec

Candice Swanepoel and Maryna Linchuk are Bikini Models of the Day

Candice Swanepoe and Maryna Linchuk are modeling for Victoria’s Secret, because they are both probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, you know third world babes who signed their life away for the dream, and I am okay with that, cuz I dig their tall, fit, half nakedness….and that’s why I follow them on instagram…where I leave comments like

Wow, you should look into becoming a model

Cuz their fans get so angry that I don’t know who they are…when in fact I do know who they are…as I have had sex with both of them…at the same time…in my mind…thanks to these pics they’ve posted to social media….and by “they”…i mean the marketing staff at Victoria’s Secret…

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