Maryna Linchuk is some Victoria’s Secret model from Belarus, who I guess could have been a mail order bride and cam girl – like so many Russians before her, but who instead works the model scenes – which would be a tragedy for anyone on the market for a Russian bride, because she’s a good one, or any Russian cam site viewers, because she’s a good one, but the good news, is that models get naked as part of their work….from Allure to GQ to all the big players in magazines trying to survive against the internet porn…they all get these models naked…sure it is for fashion…but if these was the 70s, the publisher would be getting shot for indecency charges and being anti-Christian…

I guess we’ve come a long way as a people, especially these Russians, since they aren’t communist anymore…but they are naked…and amazing because I guess communism killed off all the ugly ones…and I like that….because who needs uglies…right…

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Maryna Linchuk reminds me that although I love Lingerie models, and think they are great for a lot of reasons, like being nice to look at, but more importantly, making regular girls feel like shit about themselves, and when they feel like shit about themselves, I get to be the hero, by telling them their untoned fat stomach is sexy and that those models are just freaks of nature, some even 6 foot tall monsters pushing 150 pounds that look good in pictures half naked, but who in person are actually double the size…angles, lighting, make-up, photoshop…you know making myself out to be a sensitive hero, ready to pounce on them the second they feel comfortable enough to let me get them naked…

But I hate lingerie photoshoots – they fucking suck…they have no personality and here’s the proof.

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Maryna Linchuk is Soviet model who has been exported/or imported, depending on how you look at it, from her Soviet cold water flat where she lived with 30 other people, to become one of the top models around, which is what they do with the tall ones…the short Soviets get sent to the webcam companies and mail order bride companies…but you already know this…because I have written these exact words in past Maryna Linchuk posts, as well as past Russian model posts, because Russian girls are built hot, with no soul and a willingness to do whatever it takes to not go back to their war torn world….whether it is porn, or fashion, or fashion porn…hooking themselves out like sluts is totally culturally accepted and that’s a good thing…because pictures like this happen….

Sure she’s not GETTING FELT UP ON SET or TOPLESS AND GRABBING HER CUNT or in these CREEPY NUDE POLAROIDS

But shit is still more erotic than her Victoria’s Secret work…and I’m a fan…

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Maryna Linchuk is a bikini model who I guess isn’t under contract with Victoria’s Secret, despite doing Victoria’s Secret many times….unless my theory of Victoria’s Secret being an evil empire that owns all bikini and lingerie manufacturing in Asia, basically controlling every brand trying to compete with them, by controlling their costs and quality, possibly even making more money making for other people than themselves, because they don’t have marketing costs or retail rents to pay, making them use their models, just give the girls more work, and garner more exposure, all to benefit their evil ways….or maybe I look into “Lingerie” wars too seriously….and bitches are just free agents to get half naked for whoever they want to…

Either way, it happened…

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Maryna Linchuk, who has done Victoria’s Secret fashion show after being imported from Belarus, was in LA the other day, doing some kind of amazing photoshoot in public, that involved her pulling her tits out of some see through dress for everyone to see…like it was some kind of porno, only it wasn’t a porno, it was fashion and this is art, which makes total sense because I’m looking at the clothes she’s wearing angrily and intently, that if you were to put them in a police line-up, or rack at the mall, I could pick it out for the crimes that it is committing…even though this tease is hot as fuck…

I’m a fan.

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