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2014

14

Mar

Michelle Jenneke Does Worldstar of the Day

Michelle Jenneke is a bit of a monster, but black people don’t care about that, they just like that she has sturdy hurdler legs and athleticism that looks like she can take a beating in the bedroom, and by sturdy legs and athleticism to take a beating in the bedroom, I mean she’s white..they like that she’s white…

Not that the Worldstar audience is black, like all things mainstream hip hop, suburban white kids are all about that shit…it keeps them hood…like chains, drug dealing, and rapping in the mall parking lot…turning their white accent to something more hood…you know to keep shit urban…

But more importantly, they took a monster, shot her to look good, and this is the hottest you’ll ever see Michelle Jenneke, because lets face it, what else is there for her to really do with her career, she’s a fucking hurdler…

Here are pics of her to remind you that she’s a monster…she had one viral hit…and now she’s just proving if you’re not fat, and oiled up in the pool you look good…

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2014

16

Jan

Michelle Jenneke Bikini Pics of the Day

A few years ago, there was a track meet warm up video that went viral of an Australian hurdler named Michelle Jenneke…who with her biggest smile and some slow motion – became household…she looked hot and even I loved the video and I hate everything….and everyone…it’s kinda the only thing I do like…

Well, after that video, people realized that without the smile, and the slow motion, she was just a fucking ogre of a woman…not nearly as hot as you’d think…all big and scary…and today…she’s in a bikini and from this angle, she’s hardly the monster I thought she was…

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2013

13

Dec

Michelle Jenneke Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Michelle Jenneke was the rugged hurdler everyone fell in love with thanks to her cute, smiling warm up video, without googling to see the monster she is without that cute, smiling warm up dance….but lucky for you, two years and an SI Spread later, she’s put herself in a bikini, only to take a few selfies for the fans, and it really isn’t not quite bikini model enough for me, but a lot too strong and big….

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2013

12

Feb

Michelle Jenneke for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

Her name is Michelle Jenneke….and you definitely remember her video….

As far as I’m concerned, she is no bikini model, and she looked better in that video…probably cuz she had a big old smile on her face and just looked like a good time…but as far as my life philosophy goes…I will look at any girl in a bikini…whether she’s a youtube sensation or not….because I am a pervert.


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