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2018

06

Dec

Michelle Jenneke Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if you remember Michelle Jenneke, I don’t think she’s all that important in the sporting world, which doesn’t discredit her fit body in this bikini that is a few sizes too small, you know her busting out every direction…..the way it should be…

Well, if you do remember who Michelle Jenneke is, then you know that this Australian, probably college level, track and field Hurdler was is the orginal female athlete to go viral on the YOUTUBE machine for doing a little dancing, not quite a twerk, just a big smile warm-up and the world went nuts, so nuts that for that one day she was the only female athlete who mattered and because of that video she is still, probably 10 years later, the only female Hurdler I can name….

Like all instagrammy people from the viral machine with social media presennce, she lives on as more than just one video because people are a fan of what she did that one day, or maybe hope for her to do more, but like all the instagrammy people before her…these girls don’t have to do shit and still get paid which is crazy on so many levels..one day makes for a life of riches…one day….I played this internet thing all wrong.

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2018

12

Apr

Michelle Jenneke Reliving the Glory Days of the Day

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Michelle “Shelly” Jenneke is an Australian hurdler and model, who won a silver medal for the 100 m hurdles at the 2010 Summer Youth Olympics.

You know her for being the smiling Hurdler who does the warm-up dance that everyone loved and jerked off to when it happened back in 2012 or 2013 when she was 18 or 19…

Well, she’s back to her old tricks, reliving the glory days, doing a follow-up booty dance, jiggle for her fans as she still competes because she’s only 24 and still HURDLING…

I don’t know if this is magical or not, but I remember the first time she did this and it was pretty fucking cute, it just didn’t really go anywhere cuz she’s a fucking hurdler and who cares about fucking hurdlers even if they are semi hot enough to watch jiggle…

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2016

10

Aug

Michelle Jenneke is Going to Rio of the Day

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I forgot about Michelle Jenneke, I mean hurdling is not really in my day to day thought process – and a girl who had a cute dance in her warm up before doing some hurdles back in 2012 – isn’t quite enough visibility for me to really give a fuck, and even now, when we are knee deep in Rio, I don’t give a fuck, but she’s been posting slutty Australian uniform selfies, and that’s the line of work I’m in…I am a believer in all things slutty – especially when it is topical….even if this athlete isn’t as hot as she looked in that warm up video, she’s still fit as fuck and accomplished which is more than we can say for all the other whores I actually follow on this social media bullshit…

I guess what I’m saying is – this is what puts me in more of they Olympic spirit – when Female Rugby has made the Olympics un-jerk-off-able…

9 days! #Rio2016

A video posted by Michelle Jenneke (@mjenneke93) on Aug 7, 2016 at 5:01pm PDT

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2014

14

Mar

Michelle Jenneke Does Worldstar of the Day

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Michelle Jenneke is a bit of a monster, but black people don’t care about that, they just like that she has sturdy hurdler legs and athleticism that looks like she can take a beating in the bedroom, and by sturdy legs and athleticism to take a beating in the bedroom, I mean she’s white..they like that she’s white…

Not that the Worldstar audience is black, like all things mainstream hip hop, suburban white kids are all about that shit…it keeps them hood…like chains, drug dealing, and rapping in the mall parking lot…turning their white accent to something more hood…you know to keep shit urban…

But more importantly, they took a monster, shot her to look good, and this is the hottest you’ll ever see Michelle Jenneke, because lets face it, what else is there for her to really do with her career, she’s a fucking hurdler…

Here are pics of her to remind you that she’s a monster…she had one viral hit…and now she’s just proving if you’re not fat, and oiled up in the pool you look good…

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2014

16

Jan

Michelle Jenneke Bikini Pics of the Day

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A few years ago, there was a track meet warm up video that went viral of an Australian hurdler named Michelle Jenneke…who with her biggest smile and some slow motion – became household…she looked hot and even I loved the video and I hate everything….and everyone…it’s kinda the only thing I do like…

Well, after that video, people realized that without the smile, and the slow motion, she was just a fucking ogre of a woman…not nearly as hot as you’d think…all big and scary…and today…she’s in a bikini and from this angle, she’s hardly the monster I thought she was…

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2013

13

Dec

Michelle Jenneke Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

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Michelle Jenneke was the rugged hurdler everyone fell in love with thanks to her cute, smiling warm up video, without googling to see the monster she is without that cute, smiling warm up dance….but lucky for you, two years and an SI Spread later, she’s put herself in a bikini, only to take a few selfies for the fans, and it really isn’t not quite bikini model enough for me, but a lot too strong and big….

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2013

12

Feb

Michelle Jenneke for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

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Her name is Michelle Jenneke….and you definitely remember her video….

As far as I’m concerned, she is no bikini model, and she looked better in that video…probably cuz she had a big old smile on her face and just looked like a good time…but as far as my life philosophy goes…I will look at any girl in a bikini…whether she’s a youtube sensation or not….because I am a pervert.