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2016

14

Dec

Nadja Bender in Vogue Mexico of the Day

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Nadja Bender some model with a great named, because I like benders, so much that I like to make them more a lifestyle than an actual bender, but they’d be a bender to normal people, because they’d either die or end up homeless because managing life on a permanent bender wouldn’t work…unless you were unemployed loser cockroach who hasn’t died yet – like me….
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I also like her name because BENDERs are the only kind of girls you should deal with, other than rigid half dead bitches, you want a girl who can human pretzel hard enough to eat her own pussy, it’s 90 percent of the reason I stand outside Yoga studios with a dog leash and fake tears on my face asking the girls walking out if they’ve seen my dog…you know get them in their emotional core…and fuck them while they are on all fours…downward dog may not be my dog – but it will make me feel better about things…

I don’t know if BENDER is a BENDER on a BENDER – BUT YOU would like to BEND Her and here are her tits.

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2016

13

Jun

Nadja Bender for Costume Denmark of the Day

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Nadja Bender some model with a great named, because I like benders, so much that I like to make them more a lifestyle than an actual bender, but they’d be a bender to normal people, because they’d either die or end up homeless because managing life on a permanent bender wouldn’t work…unless you were unemployed like me….

I don’t really give a fuck about this bender, but I will say that I love her as much as I love all models and not that’s not very much, but I don’t mind looking at their photoshoots, even if they are cheesy, pretentious or lame, both naked and clothed, because it’s a good way to waste a few hours of your day to remind you that your life sucks because you don’t fuck girls like this, it helps the benders you go on, but remember you know that if you had money you could, because models love people with money and fuck them…

She’s Danish, doesn’t look like her strong headed Danish counterparts, but I’d like to eat her Danish just the same – you know the one that is her asshole…

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2016

18

Mar

Nadja Bender in Glass Magazine of the Day

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Nadja Bender is a model with a solid name….but more importantly…solid fucking tits…I’d want to fuck solidly..if my penis still worked and/or existed…

She is Danish, and whenever I think of Danish girls, I don’t think of their strong jaws, or in Nina Agdal’s case – massive retard forehead- but rather the pastry, a logical dad joke used at the Oscars that I’m sure has been used for decades…not because I want to eat that Dannish, but because sugar is addictive at least according to my wife’s diabetes and instead of thinking of Nadja Bender tits, I start thinking about my wife…and get into that vortex of everything disgusting I’ve seen come out of her ass…and even this Nadja Bender tits can’t erase or distract me from that…

But I guess like all models who don’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable, eager, trying hard “thirsty”…along with the countless other models…but that willing to get naked while naked outweighs those facts…

She’s amazing…

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2015

29

Dec

Nadja Bender by Isa Jacob of the Day

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Her name is Nadja Bender – she is on INSTAGRAM where she does the majority of her work, with daily pictures of her face and her life, and 76,000 people, have passively followed her for the tits or in hopes of the tits, tits she constantly posts, because it’s the only modeling work she’s done over the years…..and that is assuming they aren’t paid followers, as these people do, because no one knows who Nadja Bender is…I DON’T KNOW WHO NADJA BENDER IS….maybe the name of her memoir should be “who is Nadja Bender”….but I do know I appreciate her, because she gets naked, and naked makes me care..enough…to notice…and I guess that’s what her, and really all these young models are trying to pull off…get naked, get work, people talk because men are pathetic little perverts who are easy to manipulate…

Yes, all these young models trying to pull off the EMILY RATAJKOWSKI SCAM are interchangeable…but this Bender is special…because they are the tits I’m staring at now..and I have little to no attention span so I take the tits in my face..let’s go on a bender with Bender…until our penises collectively fall off and society rejoices because we can’t reproduce….which is ok..because the only thing I want to reproduce inside is this hot model pussy….even though model pussy is usually hot from the rich guy herpes they got thinking it was a big break…and not just hot to look at…proceed with caution..

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2015

26

Jan

Nadja Bender is Amazing of the Day

Nadja Bender is Danish, and whenever I think of Danish girls, I don’t think of their strong jaws, but rather the pastry version of them that I would like to eat, because sugar is addictive but I guess so are tits….

So Nadja Bender..best known for that time she posed TOPLESS is now in Vogue Spain, by an amazing photographer, looking amazing, and these are amazing….amazing…

If you’re not into that…here’s a how to speak Danish lesson with her…

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2014

10

Dec

Nadja Bender for Twin Magazine of the Day

Nadja Bender is some Danish model, I think, I mean I don’t fucking know, I just googled her and got bored…

She’s already modelled nude, which is probably why she’s in this magazine modelling nude to being with…not that modelling nude is really that impressive, everyone is doing it…but just because everyone is doing it, doesn’t change the fact that I’d like to go on a bender eating her pussy like it was a drug…stuffing my face with it til she squirted so hard there was nothing left, still unwilling to stop…swollen dehydrated tongue…sore throat …just self destructing on her pussy…until no longer healthy, even though I don’t think any model pussy is healthy, they’ve done some shit with photographers to get to this point, but I still want eating her pussy to be considered a problem I needed to go to rehab for…because she’s just that good…

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2013

13

Jun

Nadja Bender is Lovely in MUSE of the Day

Nadja Bender some model and I Love Her.

Unfortunately, for this magazine shoot, she is not showing her tits, but she is in a bikini, and like sex with a tranny is the gateway to gay sex, the bikini is the gateway to nude modelling.

Even though, like with all models, she’s already modelled nude and that is why she’s even in this magazine to being with…but that doesn’t change the fact that I’d like to go on a bender eating her pussy like it was a drug…stuffing my face til it was no longer healthy and considered a problem I needed to go to rehab or have an intervention for….

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2012

19

Sep

Nadja Bender Topless for Purple F/W 2012 of the Day

Nadja Bender is some model who doesn’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable with the countless other models willing to get naked to be featured in an international fashion magazine, but those other girls don’t matter today…today is about Nadja…it is her time to shine….let her have her moment…this is her big break she’s been working so hard getting naked for…

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