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2014

29

Oct

Hot Photoshoot by Signe Vilstrup of the Day

Here is a topless shoot by a photographer who seems pretty established named SIGNE VILSTRUP for a magazine that I’ve never heard of called DANSK

I’ve got no idea who the models are, what the concept is, but I figure if you get an established photographer, some props, hair and make-up, stylin and naked girls – who probably wouldn’t otherwise get naked…it’s a fucking win.

Posted in:Photos

2014

25

Jul

Talula Wilde’s Gone Wild in New York of the Day

Our most famous and amazing stepGIRL TALULA WILDE …who is only going to continue to get more and more famous from here…until one day being far too famous to ever answer my calls or emails…but who may one day send me a letter from her lawyer asking me to remove any association with DrunkenStepfather.com and the #stepGIRLS..but who supports and encourages and loves our little movement right now…did this exclusive #stepGIRL shoot with our friend and famed photographer ALI HUSSAIN from GIVE ME A MILK …and it is amazing…

I mean this is one substantial and beautifully talented girl. The kind of girl I should leave my house to just stare at, which would be against my reclusive hermit existence, and really why bother when I have these amazingly shot, nude and pretty photos I can stare at instead…and now so do you.

So FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW #stepGIRLS ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW ALI HUSSAIN ON INSTAGRAM …it will heal the world and make it a better place…just like these pics of Talula…

Amazing…I am in love…the kind of love that is forever and not just because I see her in all her glory.

Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRL|Talula Wilde

2014

23

Jun

Drunkenstepfather EDC Exclusive of the Day

Unless you’re the DJ who pulled off the greatest scam in the history of life by becoming a DJ right around the time DJs started getting paid stupid fucking money thanks to EDM going mainstream and all the lame suburban college kids decided they were ravers….

Or unless you’re the DJ who pulled off the greatest scam in the history of life’s groupie girlfriend, who when I used to go to raves we’d call the “DJ HO” or “record bitch”…back when DJs used records…

Or unless you’re the sponsor, the VIP, or the dude making stupid money after organizing this event…

Music festivals seem like a fucking nightmare…and I wouldn’t be caught dead at them, no matter how hot everyday girls giving the party life one last shot before turning 30, coupled with half naked 20 year olds, are…

But I would convince my black friend to go take pics from drunkenstepfather, because half naked 20 year olds to 30 year olds raving..as stupid as it looks or sounds…are fun to stare at…

So here’s our EDC exclusive…shot on a point and shoot by a black man…probably dressed like a muppet…named kaveriis photos

Posted in:Events|Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE

2014

26

May

Us Weekly The Body Issue of the Day

Here are a whole bunch of shitty pics of….Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Angie Harmon, Katharine McPhee, Sofia Vergara, Emilia Clarke, Iggy Azalea, Ashley Benson, Lea Michele, Brooklyn Decker, Maria Menounos, Jillian Michaels, Lauren Cohan, Edy Ganem, Roselyn Sanchez or at least a few of them…because I can’t be bothered cross referencing the list of idiots with the pics I actually stole…

The reality of all these low level publications that talk to trailer park housewives is that they are pretty much controlled by the publicists, so anyone in these pics are people being pushed hard by their team and not actually people with bodies that need to be celebrated

Not to mention, if you are going to celebrate a fucking body, you should include spread labia, or asshole, since the asshole is the gateway to a women’s soul…

Posted in:Photos

2014

17

Apr

Pretty Puke Photography is Today’s Moment of Inspiration of the Day

The most interesting photographer out there right now is a guy by the name of a href=”http://prettypuke.com/” target=”_blank”> PRETTYPUKE

He is taking hipster babes and making them do dirty, grimy, controversial things, and he’s snap shooting his way through it…and it’s awesome…because he’s using real girls, and not stuck up bitches who think they are too hot to get fucking down dirty…you know because they care more about how they look in their bikini selfie, than actually making an impact, or bringing imagery that inspires….

I think this guy will be the next big thing, he’s already so much more famous than he was when I first saw his stuff, and I like supporting people doing documentary type shit, that I think speak to a generation of people, who are living the life, while giving those of us who aren’t a look into it…

I am a fan….

TO SEE THE REST OF HIS PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Photos

2013

29

Oct

Naked stepGIRLS in Nature of the Day

The stepGIRLS @saniamallory and Macbud went on a booze soaked nature retreat at a lake house set deep in the woods…where they stripped down and played together like a happy stepFAMILY in their DrunkenSweatshop Gear until deciding to really get in touch with nature…by stripping out of it…because as you know it isn’t a successful nature retreat until the group of babes you are with get completely naked…in some artistic nudes…and the only regret I have was not being there…

The stepGIRLS are so hot in their DrunkenSweatshop Gear that the pics got picked up by Arsenic Magazine before we even posted them….

Pics shot by Northtropper

Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

11

Oct

stepGIRLS Wrestling in American Apparel of the Day

In case you’re not up on the stepGIRLS movement…you’re an idiot and I hate you…but more importantly, they are girls who are part of our extended family, all over 18, who we can’t get in trouble by their mom’s for falling in love with, like we were Woody Allen, because they aren’t legally bound to us, just emotionally…

In case you’re not up on the DrunkenStepfather philosophy, it’s written at the top of the page..you see we like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes we take pictures…and sometimes that fun and those pictures are inspired by wrestling…and taken in front of a 3 million dollar Riopelle painting…because sometimes we like being classy even though my life is pretty much fucking homeless…all thanks to you not making me famous,

They are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL …clothing I like to thank for making girls more open minded about no bras and nipples…and even under such violent conditions…these stepGIRLS look like an angels sent from heaven to ruin your life…because you’ll get addicted…and there is no rehab for this kind of love…

These were shot by the always amazing Monsieur Coms

Enjoy…

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Posted in:Photos|SFW|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

04

Oct

Amazing #stepGIRL in American Apparel of the Day

We like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes that fun leads us to magical places like a white bathroom, with a beautiful girl, in white AMERICAN APPAREL …looking like an angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives a little better…if only there were more of her that we could each have one for ourselves…but unfortunately life isn’t that fair…or nice…and this #stepGIRL is one of a kind…and that is just one of her…leaving us with only one option and that is to write her love poems until she cracks and sees the love we always knew was there.….or you can just look at the pictures of her…cuz she’s amazing…

These were shot by a guy who we call Monsieur Coms

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Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

27

Sep

stepGIRLS Playing in Beds of the Day

stepGIRLS are a lot of fun, especially when we get them together, stripped down into hot fucking clothes and taking pictures, while hugging and protecting each other while perverts like me watch and try to get them to be a little more than just friends with each other…and a lot more naked with each other…because no matter how platonic my life with stepGIRLS may be…I am still a man and I still have needs..and those needs are to see more of them in pictures…..but I am pretty happy with what they’ve done so far…

THey are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL and looking good.

THey were shot by Monsieur Coms

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