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2015

27

Mar

Models Pretending to do Sports for Vogue of the Day

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Here are some models in Vogue named: Vanessa Axente, Adriana Lima, Karmen Pedaru, Cameron Russell, Joan Smalls, & Caroline Trentini…they are all overpaid idiots…and they are pretending to do fitness, or be athletes for Vogue, when we all know…the key to a model body is starvation…and that starvation leads to no energy and a bitchy attitude with no room for fitness..but always room for cocaine and coffee to give them enough fuel to get through photoshoots and late night parties…..

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2015

27

Mar

Hipster Bush for Purple Magazine of the Day

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Save Your Bush, Don’t Shave Your Bush….that has been my philosophy for pretty much as long as I can remember, because bush is beautiful, bush is amazing, bush is a vagina fashion accessory that makes the vagina it’s own unique and amazing place…bush is erotic, bush is exciting and I’ve made girls grow out their bush for years…because they have been programmed to think that bald is beautiful, maybe from watching too many cancer commercials..

Either way, this hipster was in some magazine called Paper, which is a fashion magazine, reminding me of the exciting new trend, that is an old trend, that is bush….it is back, it is good, I want to braid my beard in it and stick my face in it…I love it…like it was my own, even though I hate everything that is my own…

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2015

26

Mar

#stepGIRLS VS Creepstreet of the Day

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We’ve got this thing happening over on instagram called #stepGIRLS, that involve girls of all races, sizes, levels of tattoos, clothed…posing for various photographers…creating what we like to tell the girls is art to lure them in…because girls fucking love art…

And today, we did it with a girl named@vanessadaly_ and the pictures were shot by @anothersidewalk_tv and the pictures were to make our friends over at @creepstreet that we got their panties up so close to heaven…that we’ve officially won this round…

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2015

25

Mar

Australian Sex Worker By Art Provocative of the DAy

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I am very into sex workers because I am a firm believer that in a lot of ways, we are all sex workers. We all take it up the ass for a pay check, some of us are just a little more literal about it. I happen to have my rent paid for by a monster I married…which is probably worse than working a 9-5…or more importantly, worse than turning tricks…

The reality is that this is the sexed up generation, everyone is a pornstar, or trying to date-upwards, girls who are fucking old rich dudes or sugar daddies for gifts like “cash”….or girls fucking the DJ for guestlist, the bartender for drinks, the famous person for hopes he will date you…. is not all that different than going out there and fucking a stranger for money…

What it comes down to is that we’re all sexual deviants, we are all out for ourselves, and hookers are a lot less headaches than actual girlfriends, they leave you alone, making them pretty perfect, especially when in hot shoots by my favorite Australian photographer ART PROVOCATIVE

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2015

16

Mar

Alice Has Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day

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Her name is Alice, she’s 21 and from Australia. I am not sure what she does for work or school, but I know one thing she does…and that’s turn her nipples into hearts…

I guess it’s one of those body modifications that doesn’t make sense to me, unless you have really awkward shaped nipples, but I guess it is pretty girly to have hearts for nipples, even though having tits are girly enough for me…and they don’t even have to be good tits…just any old tit will do…

I am not a big fan of the body modification movement, but I guess if a girl gets something that makes her feel compelled to show off, it might as well be genital oriented…because if I’m going to look at a new tattoo, why would I want to look at your fat hair arm…..I want to see your nipples….

I mean, I don’t even thing posting this is considered NSFW, mainly because nipples aren’t porn, porn is hardcore penetrative sex, but also because these nipples are hybrid…

All this to say, hot girls can pull off anything, if she was 500 lbs, these heart shaped nipples would be disgusting..

Since she’s not…it makes me wish I got this for Valentines Day…

Photos By Art Provocative Website | instagram

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2015

24

Feb

Hipster in Sheer Panties of the Day

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The models name is LUIZA PEREIRA …The photographer’s name is Marina Badjieff

I don’t know what the photoshoot is for, I just know that it’s of some hipster looking girl, in sheer panties showing bush…so I don’t really care what the photoshoot is about…I don’t even know if this is considered an actual photoshoot, because the reality is that we can all be photographers, we have cameras on our phone, we just need girls willing to get naked, half naked, doing whatever it is they are doing…to say that you are…and once you say you are…more girls come through…and the next thing you know…you’re the whore wrangler…that doesn’t make money, but gets to see vagina and titties everyday…

All this to say…I love bush…you can pay me in bush for the rest of my life and I’ll be pretty fucking happy about it…

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2015

18

Feb

Topless Ballerina of the Day

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Here are some pretty pictures of some topless Ballerina by some photographer duo for all of your Russian fetishists who have a thing for ballerinas girls being pulled out of their homes as kids and forced to train day in and day out by the communist regime in Ballerina work camps…being abused by their regimented communist teachers perpetuating the communist rule…abusing the girls into thinking they are too fat…and bow legged…and incompetent…forcing them into the sex trade….to become mail order brides addicted to drugs…trying to escape to America…because it’s a better life than ballet…at least that’s what I see here.

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2015

28

Jan

Some Hot Topless Models on House Boat of the Day

I’ve never heard of models Clara Rosager @clararosager and Corrie Lejuwaan – @corrielej but in this shoot by @cameron_hammond…they are rockin’ hot bodies on a houseboat…and it turns out that’s all I really need to know about them…because this is all I really need to know about any and all girls…it’s all that I care about when it comes to meeting new people…I mean I’m busy with work, and a wife and drinking…there’s just no time to waste of people who don’t get naked….right…

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2015

20

Jan

Australian Sex Workers by Artprovocative of the Day

His name is @artprovocative . He is an Australian-based photographers, and he just sent me in a bunch of pictures of some Australian sex workers that he took, and as much as I like Sex Workers, because they are people just trying to get ahead, like everyone else, only they are more honest about using their sex to do it, unlike all these other bitches who know they are hoes but pretend they aren’t….making them more amazing…especially when in these amazing pics…

So check out his TUMBLR ….for more.

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2014

31

Dec

Models for Vogue Brazil of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like these models who will never have sex with you, unless you have a a lot of money, even though they are models you’ve probably never heard of, because you’re pathetic and browsing the internet on New Years Eve…because your real life bores you and you’re looking for something interesting…anything interesting…to distract you from your hell…

The models are:

Amanda Wellsh, Aline Weber, Thairine Garcia, Laís Ribeiro, & Caroline Trentini

The magazines is Vogue Brazil January 2015.

Happy New Year….

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2014

26

Dec

Top 100 Boxes on Boxing Day of the Day

I get called a horrible human being or a creep or a misogynist pretty much every single day. People think I expose and objectify women, when really I think I just expose and objectify women who have decided they want to be objects, and if anything I just call them out on their morally void, hooker-like morals and values, and think they are overpaid assholes when there are far more beautiful girls out there who deserve the same celebration….

The truth is that I am a lover of women. I think they are entertaining, fun, sexy, and good to have sex with…and I love celebrating them and their vaginas…while imagining them riding my face and cumming thanks to my mouth…

Some men are breast men, some ass men, I am a pussy man…I love all pussy…I love celebrating all pussy…I like the weird ones, I especially like the hairy ones, I like the meaty ones, and I like my face and fingers in all of them…as long as they don’t smell.

In a lot of ways, I am a feminist…expose your lips, celebrate your pussies, let me masturbate to it…and that is why today, on Boxing day,, the day we named after box, now that Christmas is over, baby Jesus and shopping deals aside, the real star of today, and really everyday…is the box…so here’s 100 of them…big and small…VIA GENITALSANXIETY.TUMBLR.COM because you don’t need to be nervous girl…all pussy are great pussy…don’t be insecure about it…instead just send me pics of it…so I can sext you and make you cum…I’m a hero like that.

Sure these are not necessarily the best in box, but as someone who loves all box, and truly believes they are all god’s box…created equally even if they look different…their own snowflake with it’s curves and lips…but still a snowflake…but they are still box…and box is something we love…especially on boxing day..it’s not all about the bass…but it is all about the labia…embrace the labia….with your mouth…

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2014

26

Dec

Girls in Boxes for Boxing Day of the Day

It’s boxing day..and what better way to celebrate boxing Day, than with some pictures of girls in boxes, or things that look like boxes, that aren’t coffins, because that would be dark…even though boxing day is the celebration of the death of Christmas…

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2014

16

Dec

i-D Magazine’s Winter Fashion Nudity by Tyrone Lebon of the Day

I guess i-D Magaine is some fashion magazine…that I guess is on some sort of cutting edge of bullshit…since the fashion industry is bullshit…and what people think is relevant or interesting is bullshit…and even this shoot for fashion…that is really just naked models….is bullshit…but luckily bullshit I am totally into…because well..naked models…

They are:

Charlotte Carey, Frederikke, Athena Wilson, Anastasia
Ivanova, Paula Magyar, Sabina Karlsson, Moffy, Sonoya Mizuno,
Hazel Scott-Somme, Ayesha Tan Jones, Reba Maybury & Jess Maybury

I’ve never heard of them…but I’ve seen their nipples…and I don’t think any of us are any better off for it…but I’m sitting on a couch in Canada, not getting a blowjob, while my wife eats Chrismas cookies…and reminds me how horrible my life is…what the fuck else am I supposed to do…

Posted in:Fashion|Photos

2014

12

Nov

Topless Hipster of the Day

Her name is GWEN. His name is Stefan Kolesnikowicz. Together – they took topless photos on film, because that is what people are doing these days to try to differentiate themselves from digital photographers – because camera technology allows everyone to be a photographer now – and instagram proves daily that it doesn’t take much to get likes – no skill or really anything…

So try to be different, try to learn film, try to take good pics, try to get them developed, try to scan them and try to distrubute them, and have them look exactly like a digital print – because the second you scan them – they become a digital print…making for a lot of trying – hard trying – try hard…

But at least it gets girls topless..

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2014

11

Nov

Hipster BFFs by Stefano Galli for C-Heads of the Day

I like hipster girls when they come in two, even if their whole philosophy is to be the individual thinking hipster, who doesn’t realize that that statement alone is just them being all the fucking same.

They were shot by @ste_galli and they are lovely.

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