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2015

30

Jul

Old Timer 90s Playboy Sluts in Bikinis of the Day

Reminding us that you can never be too old to wear a bikini for the paparazzi you hire, because you understand your only value in the world, is your physical appearance, and you’ve done everything in your power to continue that into your 50s, despite having countless kids, you’ve been committed….

Here are health advocate Brooke Burke…in a bikini SEE MORE

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And ex hooker, Charlie Sheen wife and possible sexual deviant, plastic surgery ridden, Denise Richards… SEE MORE

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90s Playboy chicks…living thing good life…and I guess in their defense their tits are only 20 and in their prime…

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2015

29

Jul

Photographer Arnaud Lajeunie for Odiseo No. 6 of the Day

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Arnaud Lajeunie is a photographer…but then again, who isn’t a photographer, cameras are so affordable, and we have them in all of our phones…it’s like does the world actually need a photographer…is calling yourself a photographer anything but laughable…it’s one of those obsolete talents…technology destroyed…

Maybe we should start calling photographers “Technicians”…who just put a button…because under the current situation, I’m a fucking photographer, just based on my instagram pics of my dog…I am also a director, producer and writer….

When anyone who knows me, knows that I am a fucking hack..

That said, thie Arnaud Lajeunie dude is my jam, he takes average, even ugly girls, Amanda Smith, Celine Bjornlund Mortier, & Agathe Rousselle, gets them naked, in masks, being weird, under red lights, because #art..

And I get to see their pubic hair, and I fucking love pubic hair..

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2015

28

Jul

Bikini a Day Hookers Do Bikinis Like Bikini Modeling of the Day

These two girls started an instagram account early on instagram called “Bikini a Day”…where they would post a picture of them in a bikini every single day, but instead of packaging it as “we like being seen in bikinis, because we are exhibitionists, and if we do it this way, as a brand, or a magazine, we won’t look like thirsty bitches, we’ll just look like bikini advocates”…even though eveyrone knows that bikini pics from the dawn of the internet out perform clothed pictures..it’s simple..

Anyway, they’ve managed to create real standardized photos for their instagram, that people I guess are into, but that I find cheesy as fuck…

They’ve managed to make millions as bikini models, even though they have no business being models…but I guess models have no business being models…

And the whole thing is cheesy as fuck, but still converts, and they’ve leveraged it to some bigger concept, bigging thing, more relevant than Sports Illustrated swimsuit, and even sellable to a big brand, because who wouldn’t want to promote their bikinis to a retard audince every single day…..that’s 30 pics a month…and boom…money..

At least one of them has huge tits…and here’s their cheesy campaign, that would be embarassing, if it this social media thing didn’t work out and it was just girls doing this playing make-belief bikini model…but I guess they now make more than bikini models and can hire bikini models if they choose to…cuz that’s how luck for girls so willing to get half naked that they worked on it everyday – turns into money.

I find this world too saturated, too boring…what’s next!? I don’t know..but hopefully it is good.

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2015

22

Jul

Richard Kern for Purple Magazine of the Day

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Richard Kern is an old creep that hangs out with young girls and shoots them naked for a bunch of things, like his own pervert “art” books and Vice Magazine, before it became part of MTV or FOX or whoever the fuck bought VICE from those creepy Canadians…but not nearly as creepy as Richard Kern comes across…like he comes to his own pics…because when you get young babes naked, why wouldn’t you…

The models are:

Ali Michael, Heaven Baize Garcia, L.H. Guillaud, Hannah Mensch & Jordan Robin

This is for Purple Magazine…

And for those of you who know creeper nude photographers, and I do, because I like fashionable porn better than porn, Kern is pretty much a legend…so here are those pics..

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2015

22

Jul

Hipster Photography is Getting Weird of the Day

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Sometimes, I look at hipster instagram photographers like Marie Tomanova , who probably doesn’t like being called an instagram photographer…..like her friend in the photos E_Lizabeth doesn’t like being called an instagram model….but to me, with technology, we’re all fucking photographers and models if we really want to be, we’ve given ourselves and our lives to technology like a bunch of idiots, so even if these girls are paid big money to do shoots for magazines, which I doubt…they’ll always be low level, like everyone else to me…

But unlike everyone else, I feel like they are trolling us, pretending to be artistic, or like this is art, even though art doesn’t exist, because I guess it gives them more purpose to what they do..and purpose, even when stupid or delusional is all that matters..

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2015

14

Jul

Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day

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I don’t know much….but I know I love Australia…and that may be all I need to know…

Sure, I’ve never been to Australia, but the girls I see on the internet from Australia are from another fucking planet, I guess one we call Australia…

I mean maybe I’m not getting an honest rendition of the motherfucker, because the trolls that should stay in their kangaroo pouches aren’t hustling their social media with hot fucking pics, you know I get a taste of a small fraction of Australians…but not the kind of taste I want…you know of their assholes…from direct tongue to asshole contact…or tongue to dirty panties they leave in a hotel room on an LA visit to get famous…I’m not picky..when it comes to licking the asshole of perfection..

I don’t know Jody the photographer…or the model…and I’m too lazy to google, but I do know amazing when I see it…and this is amazing…

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2015

03

Jul

Naked Girl Riding a Firework for Independence Day of the Day

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My token black reader and facebook friend…who I once tried to recruit to publish his self hating black jokes because it was funny… Kaveriis sent in this pics of some white girl who wasn’t scared to be alone with him, because black is trendy now, and Kaveriis is pretty white, a good tactic to be be the aaccessible, non threatening dude to fulfill their black fantasy…it’s the hip hop generation…and black guys have big dicks…

That’s not to say this model Sara Gramm form Instagram had anything to do with that, but she did get naked and ride a firework for him, and I can imagine he loved every second of it, and not just because black guys are always horny for anything with a hole…but he’s also a fanboy and nerds and naked girls or girls in nerd clothes make their systems malfunction….

That said, here are the pics..happy July Fourth of July..

VIA KaveriisPhotos

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2015

30

Jun

Top 20 Comedown Pics from Glastonbury in the History of Comedown Pics of the Day

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So this post was on my Facebook feed, because that’s what Buzzfeed does, they rape me from my social media…thanks to the general public being fucking idiots…which brings up my next point…and that is that as much as I hate clickbait and the people who share it…it is representative of humanity…and thus reminds me that I hate humanity…and is part of the reason why I find music festivals terrifying and I want nothing to do with them…even though I know they are full of young sluts on MDMA who will get naked, and do puppet shows with their vaginas if approached properly..my favortie…but my dislike for Music festivals..and really getting off my couch in general…because society is horrible…is stronger than my love for Vagina puppet shows…

Well..that doesn’t change the fact that it is the season of music festivals, there is one every week in any city you are in, and they involve tents, people camping despite the invention of hotels and beds, all sitting in a field getting fucked up and wandering around like this was the 60s an they were in Woordstock…when in reality…we arne’t in Woodstock..this is the internet generation, you’re just there for a fucking selfie asshole…

Anyway, the Sunday Night / Monday Morning…after the festival fetsitivies are over…attrack the real beat up, broken down, disgusting, smelly, idiots who participate in these mass congregations….and it makes for some interesting pictures…that if I was that interested in, I’d dig deeper to find actual good pics of the comedown…

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2015

19

Jun

Some Bikini Pics of the Day

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BIKYNI is an low cost bikini company…who are selling bikinis for cheap, since girls need different bikinis every day for their instagram account to stay relevant this summer…even low level non-bikini related models…because bikini pics get followers and all people care about is followers…

Well, along with low cost bikinis, they clearly didn’t really spend much money on their name…as clever as BIKYNI…for a bikini company is…”I don’t know put a Y where one of thy I’s Is”…..”but which I”….”whichever one is available on go daddy”…

That said, with BIKYNI comes bikini pics…and here’s their campaign.

Posted in:Photos|SFW

2015

14

May

Matt Colombo Shoots Nipples and Armpit Hair of the Day

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Here’s a photographer named Matt Colombo who is showing us everything every asian girl I have tried to have sex with but who has rejected me because they didn’t like that I was trying to speak to them in binary code, like they were robots, because I believe Asians are robots, except when I go to Chinese Restaurants and they don’t understand my order, in which case…I just assume they are defective robots…have told me…

Which is that they don’t have any body hair at all even if they tried to grow it out…hairless…all part of being hyper evolved…except when dealing with the guy at the Chinese restaurant who doesn’t understand “Hot Sauce”…

That said, I guess this Asian could be non Asian…and I guess this armpit hair could be native, mexican or any other ambiguous ethnicity…but more importantly…I guess this armpit hair is that of a feminist..because this is the style now…and when contrasted against hipster tits…it makes it a struggle to not want to get in there and start feeding like an infant…

Here are the pics…

To See His Work Matt Colombo

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2015

12

May

Black and White Topless Togetherness of the Day

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Here’s a photoshoot that I think is so powerful and relevant today….

Not because of all the cop vs black people in the media…reminding us that America is racist, to keep us divided as a people, so that we don’t really notice or pay attention to the real issues of government control…and pretty much the end of any freedom we once had…

Make black people hate white people while Mexicans make them food and Chinese make them everything else….kinda huslte…

This is relevant…because girls touching each other is always relevant…that shit will stand the test of time…

Titty Smooshing…The photographer’s name is Anne Barlinckhoff ….

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2015

10

Apr

Brooke by Sarah Fountain of the Day

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Her name is BROOKE NASH , she’s an australian model who has posted her email to her instagram, so that you can send her love letters…something that you’re used to, only this time they won’t be to prison inmates who are the only women who write you back since they have little going on….and they probably won’t get you arrested since you’re in another country…but they will still probably creep you out…

She’s in this bikini shoot for a photographer named SARAH FOUNTRAIN , not sure what the pics are for, I just know that they are awesome, but then again, they feature a babe in a bikini in an ideal setting…what’s not to fucking like…when your life is a miserable series of fat chick and grey thanks to that cloud of sad over your pathetic, failure head…….right?

via C-Heads

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2015

09

Apr

Jesy Johnston by Drew Haran of the Day

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Her name is @JESYJOHNSTON and she’s in some pics by @DREWHARAN because that’s what hot girls do…they let people take pictures of them…so people like you can look and stare and wonder why your life went wrong…or try to make it better so that one day a girl like this will wake up next to you…

I would suggest you try to make yourife better…and I’ll get you started with these pics…

I know, I’m a hero…

That’s all.

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2015

09

Apr

Brianna Olenslager is Naked for Paul Beattie of the Day

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I don’t know who this photographer PAUL BEATTIE and I don’t know who this model who I follow on instagram named BRIANNA OLENSLAGER … I just know that they are part of the new, DIY movement…where models don’t need agencies or magazines anymore…and photographers don’t need to get paid anymore…they just need instagram…to add to their portfolio…it’s enough of an excuse to do a topless shoot..

And for someone who spent the better part of the 90s nad 2000s to get girls naked…this right here..is magic to me…

I call it naked for free…in hopes of launching a career and getting noticed…but still naked…and I like it.

Via Sticks And Stones

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2015

08

Apr

Cute Australian Models by Janneke Storm of the Day

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Their names are Kristina and SUZY …I am going to assume they are Australian models, because that’s what I want to do, even if they aren’t Australian models….they are being shot by janneke Storm who is a photographer out of Australia….

Now I am pretty into Australian girls, because for the most part, at least the ones I see on the internet and not the toothless backwoods crocodile hunting ones…or the white trash in the trailer park with no teeth and bad leathery skin ones….are fucking hot, fun, like to party and most importantly, put out…

So I’m all for looking at pics of them being cute for whatever the fuck this is, because it’s better than buying a plane ticket only to realize that everything you ever dreamt of Australian girls was a lie…they aren’t cool and down to fuck while drunk…in fact, like Americans they are disgusted by you too…

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