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2015

14

May

Matt Colombo Shoots Nipples and Armpit Hair of the Day

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Here’s a photographer named Matt Colombo who is showing us everything every asian girl I have tried to have sex with but who has rejected me because they didn’t like that I was trying to speak to them in binary code, like they were robots, because I believe Asians are robots, except when I go to Chinese Restaurants and they don’t understand my order, in which case…I just assume they are defective robots…have told me…

Which is that they don’t have any body hair at all even if they tried to grow it out…hairless…all part of being hyper evolved…except when dealing with the guy at the Chinese restaurant who doesn’t understand “Hot Sauce”…

That said, I guess this Asian could be non Asian…and I guess this armpit hair could be native, mexican or any other ambiguous ethnicity…but more importantly…I guess this armpit hair is that of a feminist..because this is the style now…and when contrasted against hipster tits…it makes it a struggle to not want to get in there and start feeding like an infant…

Here are the pics…

To See His Work Matt Colombo

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2015

12

May

Black and White Topless Togetherness of the Day

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Here’s a photoshoot that I think is so powerful and relevant today….

Not because of all the cop vs black people in the media…reminding us that America is racist, to keep us divided as a people, so that we don’t really notice or pay attention to the real issues of government control…and pretty much the end of any freedom we once had…

Make black people hate white people while Mexicans make them food and Chinese make them everything else….kinda huslte…

This is relevant…because girls touching each other is always relevant…that shit will stand the test of time…

Titty Smooshing…The photographer’s name is Anne Barlinckhoff ….

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2015

10

Apr

Brooke by Sarah Fountain of the Day

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Her name is BROOKE NASH , she’s an australian model who has posted her email to her instagram, so that you can send her love letters…something that you’re used to, only this time they won’t be to prison inmates who are the only women who write you back since they have little going on….and they probably won’t get you arrested since you’re in another country…but they will still probably creep you out…

She’s in this bikini shoot for a photographer named SARAH FOUNTRAIN , not sure what the pics are for, I just know that they are awesome, but then again, they feature a babe in a bikini in an ideal setting…what’s not to fucking like…when your life is a miserable series of fat chick and grey thanks to that cloud of sad over your pathetic, failure head…….right?

via C-Heads

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2015

09

Apr

Jesy Johnston by Drew Haran of the Day

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Her name is @JESYJOHNSTON and she’s in some pics by @DREWHARAN because that’s what hot girls do…they let people take pictures of them…so people like you can look and stare and wonder why your life went wrong…or try to make it better so that one day a girl like this will wake up next to you…

I would suggest you try to make yourife better…and I’ll get you started with these pics…

I know, I’m a hero…

That’s all.

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2015

09

Apr

Brianna Olenslager is Naked for Paul Beattie of the Day

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I don’t know who this photographer PAUL BEATTIE and I don’t know who this model who I follow on instagram named BRIANNA OLENSLAGER … I just know that they are part of the new, DIY movement…where models don’t need agencies or magazines anymore…and photographers don’t need to get paid anymore…they just need instagram…to add to their portfolio…it’s enough of an excuse to do a topless shoot..

And for someone who spent the better part of the 90s nad 2000s to get girls naked…this right here..is magic to me…

I call it naked for free…in hopes of launching a career and getting noticed…but still naked…and I like it.

Via Sticks And Stones

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2015

08

Apr

Cute Australian Models by Janneke Storm of the Day

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Their names are Kristina and SUZY …I am going to assume they are Australian models, because that’s what I want to do, even if they aren’t Australian models….they are being shot by janneke Storm who is a photographer out of Australia….

Now I am pretty into Australian girls, because for the most part, at least the ones I see on the internet and not the toothless backwoods crocodile hunting ones…or the white trash in the trailer park with no teeth and bad leathery skin ones….are fucking hot, fun, like to party and most importantly, put out…

So I’m all for looking at pics of them being cute for whatever the fuck this is, because it’s better than buying a plane ticket only to realize that everything you ever dreamt of Australian girls was a lie…they aren’t cool and down to fuck while drunk…in fact, like Americans they are disgusted by you too…

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2015

08

Apr

Art Provocative Shoots Hot Lesbians of the Day

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My friend ART PROVOCATIVE is an Australian photographer who I’ve featured before…who subsidizes his income in a far more interesting way than regular photographers who turn to weddings and Walmart family portraits, by shooting sex workers in Australia…because Back Pages need images to sell the girls who are selling themselves or their bodies…

Now I don’t know if River & Phoenix are some of his “sex workers”…but they are lesbians, and as someone who expects lesbians to be boot wearing, fat and scary, dick eating and not in a good kind of dick eating…but in a “I was raped and now hate dick, and must use all my lesbian powers to fight dick” kind of way…this is impressive…

It is up on the college girl experimenting with college girls only in this case it stuck kind of lesbians…and I figured I’d post the pics…because why the fuck not…

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2015

06

Apr

Plus Sized Models in Lingerie to Celebrate Overeating on Easter of the Day

The world is getting fatter and fatter, so if you’re a marketer, you’re probably better off using fat chicks, now that they are the norm instead of the overly skinny chick that no one can relate to…at least not fat chicks…

As someone who has historically hated fat chicks, mainly because I married a fat chick, who got fatter and fatter as the years went on, to the point where I have to wiper her ass so that she doesn’t stain or already stained couch…I have a reason for it…

Fat, is the slow suicide, that we all know will end in premature death, but in my wife’s case, it is not premature enough…

SO instead of encouraging fitness, or health, throw in the fucking towel, and say “Love your body, we’ve all gotta die sometime, why not enough your time here, eating cake, because you can thanks to lingerire that fits”…

Now, I’m not against fat girls, they fuck the best, suck the best, and are easy…and availbale…because they hate themselves even when they celebrate themselves…in what I can only assume are lies..

If anything, this video and campaign is kinda porn to me..and I have never really been a BBW kind of guy…I guess when everyone is fat, you just need to accept it…and jerk off to it.

The models include: Ashley Graham, Marquita Pring, Candice Huffine, Victoria Lee, Justine Legault and Elly Mayday photographed by Cass Bird.

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2015

01

Apr

Hipster Tits for Art of the Day

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A Day is Not a Day….unless a hipster chick thinks she’s doing some higher purpose art project by releasing topless pics of herself to the internet…to show the world how comfortable she is with her body and in her sexuality…because she grew up on porn…and tits aren’t a big deal compared to what is out there…

This is the future generation, tits everywhere, tits for hits…and I fucking love it, even if I don’t really care who the tits belong to…because that requires too much emotional investment…

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2015

01

Apr

Google Maps Titty Flash of the Day

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I know that today is the day of stupid stunts but this Australian girl with massive tits goes to show us, that if you want to prank the world, you can do it any day, as long as the Google Maps Street View Camera is driving by…

I don’ know her name..but she said:

“I look at Google Maps a lot and I wanted to be on there and I thought this is the way to do it,” Davis told the Port Pirie Recorder. “I also did it for a friend in the United Kingdom. Now he can see me all the time.”

But I see her tits…

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2015

27

Mar

Models Pretending to do Sports for Vogue of the Day

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Here are some models in Vogue named: Vanessa Axente, Adriana Lima, Karmen Pedaru, Cameron Russell, Joan Smalls, & Caroline Trentini…they are all overpaid idiots…and they are pretending to do fitness, or be athletes for Vogue, when we all know…the key to a model body is starvation…and that starvation leads to no energy and a bitchy attitude with no room for fitness..but always room for cocaine and coffee to give them enough fuel to get through photoshoots and late night parties…..

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2015

27

Mar

Hipster Bush for Purple Magazine of the Day

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Save Your Bush, Don’t Shave Your Bush….that has been my philosophy for pretty much as long as I can remember, because bush is beautiful, bush is amazing, bush is a vagina fashion accessory that makes the vagina it’s own unique and amazing place…bush is erotic, bush is exciting and I’ve made girls grow out their bush for years…because they have been programmed to think that bald is beautiful, maybe from watching too many cancer commercials..

Either way, this hipster was in some magazine called Paper, which is a fashion magazine, reminding me of the exciting new trend, that is an old trend, that is bush….it is back, it is good, I want to braid my beard in it and stick my face in it…I love it…like it was my own, even though I hate everything that is my own…

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2015

26

Mar

#stepGIRLS VS Creepstreet of the Day

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We’ve got this thing happening over on instagram called #stepGIRLS, that involve girls of all races, sizes, levels of tattoos, clothed…posing for various photographers…creating what we like to tell the girls is art to lure them in…because girls fucking love art…

And today, we did it with a girl named@vanessadaly_ and the pictures were shot by @anothersidewalk_tv and the pictures were to make our friends over at @creepstreet that we got their panties up so close to heaven…that we’ve officially won this round…

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2015

25

Mar

Australian Sex Worker By Art Provocative of the DAy

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I am very into sex workers because I am a firm believer that in a lot of ways, we are all sex workers. We all take it up the ass for a pay check, some of us are just a little more literal about it. I happen to have my rent paid for by a monster I married…which is probably worse than working a 9-5…or more importantly, worse than turning tricks…

The reality is that this is the sexed up generation, everyone is a pornstar, or trying to date-upwards, girls who are fucking old rich dudes or sugar daddies for gifts like “cash”….or girls fucking the DJ for guestlist, the bartender for drinks, the famous person for hopes he will date you…. is not all that different than going out there and fucking a stranger for money…

What it comes down to is that we’re all sexual deviants, we are all out for ourselves, and hookers are a lot less headaches than actual girlfriends, they leave you alone, making them pretty perfect, especially when in hot shoots by my favorite Australian photographer ART PROVOCATIVE

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2015

16

Mar

Alice Has Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day

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Her name is Alice, she’s 21 and from Australia. I am not sure what she does for work or school, but I know one thing she does…and that’s turn her nipples into hearts…

I guess it’s one of those body modifications that doesn’t make sense to me, unless you have really awkward shaped nipples, but I guess it is pretty girly to have hearts for nipples, even though having tits are girly enough for me…and they don’t even have to be good tits…just any old tit will do…

I am not a big fan of the body modification movement, but I guess if a girl gets something that makes her feel compelled to show off, it might as well be genital oriented…because if I’m going to look at a new tattoo, why would I want to look at your fat hair arm…..I want to see your nipples….

I mean, I don’t even thing posting this is considered NSFW, mainly because nipples aren’t porn, porn is hardcore penetrative sex, but also because these nipples are hybrid…

All this to say, hot girls can pull off anything, if she was 500 lbs, these heart shaped nipples would be disgusting..

Since she’s not…it makes me wish I got this for Valentines Day…

Photos By Art Provocative Website | instagram

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