I guess Rebecca Black’s tits have officially got to her head and she’s developed some kind of ego around her tits, because she’s not reserving her content for a Friday afternoon but rather a Monday, in a bold move to completely go off brand since her identity is being the “It’s Friday” girl, back in an era where viral hits were laughed at, mocked, and not celebrated as the norm. You know, when influencers or viral people playing the main character of the internet for the day were either forgotten or ran off to hide from the shame they felt, only to either commit suicide…but since everything is cyclical and big tits overcome all adversity, she’s realized she doesn’t need to hide behind Friday….and celebrate Friday everyday…because I know I wish it was Friday and I’m sure you do too..FRIDAY everyday…especially with tits like that.

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Rebecca Black and her racist name….or would that be cultural appropriation name, trying to maximize on that affirmative action shit while she can, because you know the simple minds doing the hiring and college acceptances assume anyone named black must BE black.

Anyway, the viral meme singer with her FRIDAY song put out some content on a FRIDAY, which should be her whole marketing strategy, just that one post a week that reflects her miserable song that has raped the ears of many cubicle whores and office wagies who still quote it every Friday…..”it’s Friday” is up there with “happy Monday” and “It’s Hump Day” and Black did it all on her own, without the help of BIG MUSIC or BIG MEDIA…which is impressive, but only more impressive because she’s developed BIG TITS…

In this series of pics, she is wearing some assless pants for effect, it’s one of those concepts I had in the early days of leggings that has since been done by many, just gut out two holes where the ass goes and allow us to see ass….

I am not a fashionist, a designer or a visionary, I am just a pervert that happens to be two or three steps ahead of other perverts….a PERVERT from the future if you will and Rebecca’s pants are speaking to my PROPHETIC visions of where we’d be as a people…

So to the haters, Black is more than just tits, she’s also ass in assless pants!

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Rebecca Black is responsible for the viral hit “FRIDAY” that has polluted the office and small talk with strangers or cashiers at stores for the last decade.

For whatever reason, the timing wasn’t right for Rebecca Black, because the internet decided she was a MEME and not a masterful musical talent who deserved the biggest record label…

Shortly after the teen went viral on her own, the industry only focused on losers from
social media to invest in as their sure shot to make their money back off their backs…so they’d sign any asshole with 1,000,000 followers, even if they were fake followers, even if they just sang cover songs, which this generation loves, instead of giving credit to someone who actually produced an original hit that may make us all want to rip our ears off when we hear it…but it was a cultural moment regardless…and really a lot of pop shit makes me feel as angry….

In the time of being an obscure meme, Rebecca Black turned 18 and grew some tits that she uses in her new branding for her new attempt at a music career because she’s more than just a meme…she’s a cultural icon with big tits.

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Part of me has no choice but to hate Rebecca Black for being a pop culture event that has made the worst people quote her silly song that she released as a kid about it being FRIDAY….the TGIF anthem for the normies thanks to early YOUTUBE viral videos that made people quote silly songs, or BORAT or other dumb memes….instead of indoctrinating them into some weird genders, or weird propaganda, or weird politics, or whatever weirdness the propaganda machine is pushing on us through social media these days…..

But then I look at her tits and I am more impressed…

Part of me is also impressed by her for being part of a huge cultural event at a young age….whether it was because of her team, or her own doing, doesn’t really matter….it’s impressive that she’s a meme…

But then I am more impressed by her tits, they are huge…..and in a tight possibly sheer tank top. BIG THINGS!

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Rebecca Black’s got her big old titties busting out of her shirt, because along with having a catalog of pretty fucking annoying viral hits, that have grown her following, celebrity, all without the help of a major label, if anything she was laughed at by the major label, despite them now doing all they can to mimic exactly what she pulled off as a 12 year old, because they lack vision from their overpaid boardrooms, until they realize they can buy fame on the internet with their big budgets, basically turning the internet into a cesspool of trash, no better than the pop culture we were exposed to when all we had was MTV, where everyone’s a fucking puppet for the machine….but yeah, along with growing that, she grew some tits and shows them off in this second iteration of viral youtube star…

As it turns out, I like big tits busting out of tops…

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I like to think the best thing to ever happen to Rebecca Black is that she’s got some big titties…

I am sure she probably thinks going viral at 12 years old with that Friday song that people still quote, or sing, or annoy co-workers with to this day, since it likely got her paid that internet money while putting her on the map.

Her timing may have been off, since the music industry hated self produced youtube artists who didn’t need them, so her selling of her soul to the devil that runs pop music didn’t really happen, which I guess is a good thing, cuz it gave her some time to grow out some big ass titties while becoming just desperate enough to sell her soul off to the best offer available to some youtube viral singer from a time long ago….

Did I mention she grew her tits out, I think that’s the moral of the story,.

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Rebecca Black has some serious fucking tits, which I think are properly suited for her adult-self to get a huge viral hit like her teen self did with that piece of shit brainwashing song that to this day pollutes office water coolers, assuming people still go to the office on Fridays, which I don’t, because It’s Friday, Friday, Friday…fuck off…unless you’re Rebecca Black’s tits singing that shit to be ironically before suffocating me – i don’t want it.

I guess her and her sloppies are doing some digiital marketing as her version of Pam Anderson that may not be as exciting as Pam Anderson, but that include real tits, something PAM ANDERSON could never have and that’s more fun.

Anyway, big tits Nip Slips in Pam Anderson corset cosplay from a MEME of yesteryear who gamed the music industry with her DIY song that had more views than most high budget, heavily marketed industry songs and that was hated for, because it was an era when viral stars were ignored and not celebrated…. GOOD TIMES.

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Rebecca Black is making moves with them big ass titties, I guess she finally sold her soul to the demons that run the music industry, maybe she got invited to their troll dungeons and eagerly signed onto pushing their destructive messages to the unsuspecting kids, while their parents are too busy ignoring them, so that we can have a collapsed society…

Anyway, for those who care, Rebecca Black got her start with that annoying song FRIDAY that people still reference at watercoolers everywhere that people still go into work, which I am assuming is not many places, because people hate working and never really did work, but now they can really not work and still collect those checks….no need to act except when the zoom camera is one, where they likely still reference the Friday song.

From an outsider’s perspective, a song that big should have got all the record labels excited, some 12 year old girl went viral, but instead they laughed and they laughed in their troll dungeons, not realizing the youtuber would dictate their future, not that they cared, since they owned Youtube too….

By you’d think they would have signed her, exploited her, made her a bieber, but instead she went silent, never heard of again, a meme before memes, kind of thing…first mover, forgotten….

But now that everything is based on viral clout, she’s back, no longer 12, and in her time being blacklisted from the industry as a meme not a talent, she’s grown out some fat titties and we like those….the best marketing prop we could ask for.

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There are a few things I don’t understand when it comes to porno, I mean there is a lot of things I don’t understand when it comes to porno, there’s a reason I don’t watch porn and think porn is mindless drivel, basically with the money they made off porn, they could have reinvested it into life changing, amazing content, you know get some real actors sucking dick, make some blockbusters….but instead, the worst people are drawn to porn, basically criminals, drug dealer, loan shark, sketchy, greasy types, and they just care about profit, so if throat fucking clips make the same money, why bother elevating the consciousness of sex, sexuality and PORNOGRAPHY…right….

But yeah, the other thing I don’t understand about porn is the girls who fist their mouths, who make themselves gag, who spit up on themselves….I guess in a way dudes think they are spitting on their cocks, when we don’t need to see the spit…it’s vile….

So here’s Rebecca Black, the viral song before viral songs were a thing, before tiktok was a thing, ignored by an industry because she was a self starter before that was the only thing they invested in….

She’s still living, still existing, making a comeback, possibly because deals were made with the devil industry….and her marketing material is her spitting up on herself like a good little “slut”….or whatever they say in the pornos I don’t watch and I fucking hate it.

Good tits though.

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I don’t know if Rebecca Black is the first viral music star to every happen. I can remember a few big viral songs from Ayesha to Gangnam Style, but FRIDAY, was massive, people still reference it today, and I hate Rebecca Black for that, but she really got the shit end of the deal, which I guess she’s reclaiming now that she’s old enough to have her tits out.

She was made fun of for having a HUGE fucking song that they put out fully independent and the industry didn’t throw a million dollar deal at her, instead they let her fade away as a YOUTUBE one hit wonder….probably not realizing she’d grow a set of tits like this…

I guess she was just before her time, because now they’ll sign a bitch who doesn’t even make music to their label, because she’s got TikTok fans for her bad dancing and making her sing well is easy, computers do the singing for you, this is marketing motherfuckers…

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