Rebecca Black is making moves with them big ass titties, I guess she finally sold her soul to the demons that run the music industry, maybe she got invited to their troll dungeons and eagerly signed onto pushing their destructive messages to the unsuspecting kids, while their parents are too busy ignoring them, so that we can have a collapsed society…

Anyway, for those who care, Rebecca Black got her start with that annoying song FRIDAY that people still reference at watercoolers everywhere that people still go into work, which I am assuming is not many places, because people hate working and never really did work, but now they can really not work and still collect those checks….no need to act except when the zoom camera is one, where they likely still reference the Friday song.

From an outsider’s perspective, a song that big should have got all the record labels excited, some 12 year old girl went viral, but instead they laughed and they laughed in their troll dungeons, not realizing the youtuber would dictate their future, not that they cared, since they owned Youtube too….

By you’d think they would have signed her, exploited her, made her a bieber, but instead she went silent, never heard of again, a meme before memes, kind of thing…first mover, forgotten….

But now that everything is based on viral clout, she’s back, no longer 12, and in her time being blacklisted from the industry as a meme not a talent, she’s grown out some fat titties and we like those….the best marketing prop we could ask for.

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There are a few things I don’t understand when it comes to porno, I mean there is a lot of things I don’t understand when it comes to porno, there’s a reason I don’t watch porn and think porn is mindless drivel, basically with the money they made off porn, they could have reinvested it into life changing, amazing content, you know get some real actors sucking dick, make some blockbusters….but instead, the worst people are drawn to porn, basically criminals, drug dealer, loan shark, sketchy, greasy types, and they just care about profit, so if throat fucking clips make the same money, why bother elevating the consciousness of sex, sexuality and PORNOGRAPHY…right….

But yeah, the other thing I don’t understand about porn is the girls who fist their mouths, who make themselves gag, who spit up on themselves….I guess in a way dudes think they are spitting on their cocks, when we don’t need to see the spit…it’s vile….

So here’s Rebecca Black, the viral song before viral songs were a thing, before tiktok was a thing, ignored by an industry because she was a self starter before that was the only thing they invested in….

She’s still living, still existing, making a comeback, possibly because deals were made with the devil industry….and her marketing material is her spitting up on herself like a good little “slut”….or whatever they say in the pornos I don’t watch and I fucking hate it.

Good tits though.

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I don’t know if Rebecca Black is the first viral music star to every happen. I can remember a few big viral songs from Ayesha to Gangnam Style, but FRIDAY, was massive, people still reference it today, and I hate Rebecca Black for that, but she really got the shit end of the deal, which I guess she’s reclaiming now that she’s old enough to have her tits out.

She was made fun of for having a HUGE fucking song that they put out fully independent and the industry didn’t throw a million dollar deal at her, instead they let her fade away as a YOUTUBE one hit wonder….probably not realizing she’d grow a set of tits like this…

I guess she was just before her time, because now they’ll sign a bitch who doesn’t even make music to their label, because she’s got TikTok fans for her bad dancing and making her sing well is easy, computers do the singing for you, this is marketing motherfuckers…

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It’s Friday fuck….on a Tuesday.

I am so fucking glad that I didn’t work in an Office when the “It’s Friday” shit came out because I was working in an Office when Borat came out and that was fucking painful….I had to hear “WAWAWEWA” or whatever the fuck he said 10 fucking times a day and it was probably a good thing because it woke me up to how much of a monster Sasha Baron Cohen and his “comedy” is. Sell out industry kitten….

Rebecca Black, funny enough, probably wanted to be a sell out industry kitten when she first put out her song “Friday”..that went fucking viral, became part of pop culture, to the point where people on Fridays quote her to THIS fucking day….you know iconic and she was just a kid…

For whatever reason, the industry didn’t see that as an asset at the time, maybe because they didn’t filter her out to the world, and she wasn’t part of their master plan like some other unimpressive idiots who have achieved huge success while being pretty unimpressive, because brainwashing…

Well, it looks like she’s been making that comeback, I have a feeling not independently, because I keep seeing more and more of her and that’s usually because there’s a force behind her….pushing her us like all these other idiots, but I don’t know the story.

I just know she has tits, so I’ll reduce her to those tits, and assume her hitting pop culture 10 years after her first massive hit, is just nostalgia coming back at us….or just her big tits…because big tits are impressive.

I used to think it was always just about the tits, you know to distract us…but I think there’s way more sinister shit to it…but I can ignore that and look at the tits because I don’t listen to pop culture, so I don’t let them hypnotize me with their subliminal messages, frequencies, and vibrations…

SO FOCUS on their tits, they’re good…and 24 years old…

Point of the story – I like tits and you do too.

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Rebecca Black is an interesting story and not just because she had surprise tits…because she has surprise tits…and we love tits…

Maybe the surprise tits is what makes her an interesting story…at least when in her sheer bra that she’s CENSORED the nipple out of like some kind of EVIL OVERLORD not giving us the rations WE need to survive.

I mean tits tend to be the most interesting thing about a lot of these girls in the entertainment world because there’s not much to them….

But in the Rebecca Black story, she was just a kid on Youtube who made a song called FRIDAY that became a CULTURAL moment in the ZEITGEIST where more people are still quoting the song at the Water Coooler at their WORK FROM HOME OFFICE because they don’t do that whole HUMAN thing anymore…but still “It’s Friday” because that’s how powerful that song was….

The industry laughed it off, they didn’t see a fucking star, even though she gamed them at their own system, and the girl didn’t really do much after that moment…because for whatever reason they discounted her for being better than them at the internet..

Anyway, she likely made stupid money with the song, so she can still exist and still put out music and still matter…and thanks to her not being sold off to the industry like the others, unless she’s since been sold to the industry, you know finally accepted into their satanic club….because all these people seek legitimacy…and regardless of all that…her SURPRISE tits make whatever it is she’s doing matter….

This is her mattering.

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You may not know this but Rebecca Black is hot as shit…

She’s the FRIDAY teen who everyone made fun of despite having a huge viral hit before that was the norm and basically all these idiots with deep pockets are trying to achieve…but when she did it, it was not within the industry so she must be a fucking joke, despite being a digital marketing genius….

To this day, people still SAY the FRIDAY lyrics at watercoolers, even at work from home, because her shit was THAT relevant and still is….FRIDAY is forever fuckers…

It’s just a reminder that everyone’s a fucking follower idiot, if you tell them something is good, they’ll like it even when they don’t, if you tell them it is bad, they’ll hate it even if they like it…it’s fucking crazy…find your own opinion you follower fucks…make up your own minds…

She’s currently re-establishing herself as a legit performer, has huge tits, looks great, is the fucking future, and people should be paying more attention to her and I guess already are…

You may not like the girl from the future look, you may not like that everyone is LGBTQ, but that’s just pop culture, so focus on the tits while she focuses on making more hits…

I made a rhyme, I’m a wrapper…or as insignificant as one after the candybar has been eaten…you can’t even use it as a condom….

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I don’t know who Rebecca Black thinks she is, but it’s not Friday, so she should bank her titty pics to release in bulk on a Friday….

I get it, she probably hates being a meme, responsible to one of the most annoying songs to hit the internet, especially since she was a little before her time, because the industry basically discounted her as a social media viral video joke, some TRON GUY shit, without have the foresight to realize that the internet owns those motherfuckers and if they want to survive they better align….so now we’re surrounded by all these idiots who have gone viral, or who have enough fake followers to pretend they are viral….now getting record deals…..they gave the top TikTok girl who hangs with the Kardashians her own song and dance to release on TikTok…and pretend she was in on…as some manipulative cash grab. They used to be less obvious money grubbers, but whatever…we don’t care…I just think Rebecca Black deserves the credit she deserves for being a hit on youtube before it was cool…even if I fucking hate the song…but I could just be saying that cuz she’s got big tits…it’s a way to win over my support…they call me the bra.

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It’s Friday….

The caption she posted with these pics is:

this one goes out to all the deranged men who stiiiillllll think it’s acceptable to catcall women on the street who are simply minding their own business

Which I interpret as VICTIM BLAMING…at least that’s what these take no responsibility for themselves motherfuckers would call it if a rape was involved…they get so mad when you say that it takes two to get rape…or that her outfit was her asking for it….because they don’t like taking responsibility for themselves….you get the attention you put out there, you get treated the way you treat yourself, if you’re half naked outside, people are going to notice and potentially react and own it, or don’t do it, but STOP crying about it….

Unless I read her caption wrong, I am illiterate but it sounds sarcastic to me…but this is an era of take everything literal so maybe she is just minding her own business and OFFENDED by the cat call…so stop cheering her on at home….it’s offensive…you MEN…

So I find it a good dis to the “my eyes are up here” girls with their saran wrap tops at the grocery store….right…yes.

It’s Friday!

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Calm down Rebecca Black, it’s not Friday yet….don’t you know it’s WET SPOT WEDNESDAY??????!!!!!!….

That’s all I got.

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It’s not Friday yet…..

The victim of cyberbullies everywhere who mocked her shitty viral hit despite it going super fucking viral…to the point that it is still referenced today…..who instead of the industry EATING HER UP and MOOCHING off her….left her alone to forever be a meme…when now they’ll sign anyone who has followers, whether they have hit songs or not…

So to show my support…solidarity….to laugh at how it was….now that we see how it is…and the best way to do that is to stare at her tits….

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