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2020

16

Oct

Rebecca Black Ass of the Day

Rebecca Black is here shaking her ass, showing off her fat titties, as she navigates being an influencer in this very slutty over-sexualized world, knowing that people only care about when people have their titties out…or I guess when they are shaking their asses..that’s the world we live in and I’m ok with that.

It’s the only reason I was reminded of Rebecca Black, who you may know from the hugely popular for all the wrong reason song FRIDAY that people still sing to this day, asshole people, but still people…basic people…but still people…you get what I am saying…

She was before her time, when the music industry didn’t see youtube hits, or viral songs as their own, so they’d blow it off.

So instead of turning her into a hotter KATY PERRY, the media mocked the fuck out of her….a 13 or 14 year old kid…destroyed despite having a self produced hit song…crazy.

Now they sign anyone with any views, even fake views, trying to survive…mooch fucks…that music industry is.

She’s using that viral meme celebrity to take another stab at this shit and now old enough to be slutty about it, a good thing.

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2020

11

Feb

Rebecca Black’s It’s Tuesday Titties of the Day

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Rebecca Black is from “It’s Friday” the dumbest viral song to ever go viral in a much simpler time when things went viral.

I figured that since her career is based on that dumb fucking song that makes me so glad that I don’t work in an office because I assume the same people who say “Happy Tuesday” or “Happy Monday”…are the ones who say “It’s Friday”…quoting the song so that YOU know they were on the internet 10 years ago….offices…the fucking worst.

So my genius joke, because I am a genius, I know from doing an online IQ TEST, is that it’s not Friday, It’s Tuesday Titties and bitch is on that tits get hits, because she’s had a hit and knows hits, but can’t have a second hit because the thing with Viral videos is they happen and then they disappear….a blip on the radar and most talentless idiots just go back to obscurity…despite their internet fame and money…so she’s got her tits out…to let you know she’s more than a viral video or a viral song…she is also busty…and since we like tits…I support that.

PAY ATTENTION TO HER!

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2018

29

Aug

Rebecca Black Big Tits Small Swimsuit of the Day

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Rebecca Black, who is only 21, has a big set of tits, as these young people do…thanks hormones in the food and watching porn at a young age to accelerate the estrogen juices…

The interesting thing about her is that some older dude, likely a predator, get involved with her in 2011 to create the viral song Friday that to this day people I fucking hate who work as corporate slaves quote around the watercooler in their offices they sold their souls and dreams to…

But I wonder if they realize that they are referencing a 14 year old girl’s song, or if they are like you, and jerking off to the video every Friday like clockwork the last 7 years, do you realize she’s just a fucking kid….

Now I know that with the porno era, these kids have likely fucked more people than you and had more orgies and gangbangs than you by age 11…but they are still fucking kids…

I assume there’s a predator story in here somewhere, how does a 14 year old became a viral hit…I mean Usher Fucked Bieber and all that pedo shit to create that empire…what went on with Rebecca Black…and more interestingly…how does that one viral song carry a girl’s celebrity for 7 years…become one meme…and last forever thanks to recurring income from YOUTUBE…good deal..

Big tits.

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2018

02

Aug

Rebecca Black Pug Porn Clickbait of the Day

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Rebecca Black is some clickbait, she’s a viral video that continues to exist, or that continues to exist, even though her and her big titties you didn’t know she had because she was 12 when that Friday Song Came Out…and probably didn’t have tits then….

Well, she’s found her way into my heart, in what I consider one of the best viral stunts of all time, because the only thing I am actually interested in, besides big tits…is pugs..

Seriously, the most interesting thing on social media is people’s pug videos, because pugs are spiritual and healing and amazing creatures – and living with one has made my life worth living and has inspired me to use all my internet money to open up a pug farm…where like Rebecca Black…I’ll roll around in them all day…with my tits…but without the hired paparazzi to capture ever second of it for marketing…I would do it for the pure joy of PUG.

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2018

19

Jul

Rebecca Black Bathing Suit Tits of the Day

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Rebecca Black, the gone viral for the dumbest song ever, is still out there, remembered and famous enough for people to stare at her big tits, the way god intended it to be, when he invented tits, he knew he was giving women competitive advantage….

Point being is that if you have a dumb fucking viral song a decade ago, you can still get seen, noticed, remembered, put on the VIP list…so long as you got tits…

People are such suckers, I just haven’t figured out how to make them suck me, without paying them.

I think going viral would be the best thing that could ever happen to anyone – especially early on in their social media internet life….

Rather than doing daily updated posts about nonsense for 14 or 15 years…which is insane.

I have done 40,000 posts on this site, not 1 of them has gone viral…

40,0000 posts….hundreds of original videos and photoshoots, MEMES, etc…..NOT ONE HAS GONE VIRAL….

While other people put out one picture, one photoshoot, one video and boom…they make millions of dollars…

You would think I would take a fucking hint already right…

Well clearly I’m a masochist.

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2018

05

Jun

Rebecca Black Bikini of the Day

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Rebecca Black the source of all your entertainment, from a hit song and youtube video I hope you didn’t jerk off to, but you probably did, to the source of probably one of the most annoying quoted things at offices everywhere on Friday… because you know the basic internet people are all about that nonsense and that they only have the mental capacity to quote shit they see on the internet and think it is funny, or relatable because I guess all people are pretty fucking terrible at socializing…and find a connection with each other through the absolute nonsense…

Well…she’s in a bikini…life changing – probably not but if you’re going to hate a bitch for her quotable viral nonsense, you might as well see her half naked doing the whole bikini for the internet – look at her her fame seeking body….even though she can probably retire from all that FRIDAY money…

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2016

21

Oct

Rebecca Black’s Bra Because It is Friday of the Day

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If you like weird, awkward Jewish girls that remind you of every stereotypical Jewish Summer camp you may have heard of from your Jewish friends who got their first blowjob, because apparently along with being busty, Jewish girls love giving blowjobs, just not after you marry them….

You may like Rebecca Black…the girl from the hit YOUTUBE video of 4 years ago called FRIDAY…where she sang with such depth, raw talent that some would call talentless, but that’s what made it work so well, and she or her handlers new it…

You may like the Friday song from 4 years ago, because people did have to watch it over and over again to garner the views she got on it…

But none of that matters because you are my people…and in being my people…I know the one thing you do like about Rebecca Black…that you didn’t even know you liked about Rebecca Black…because you have no fucking ideal who Rebecca Black is…is the tits in a bra…because they can be ANY tits in a bra…that’s how diverse we are as a people…