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2013

06

Mar

Behind the Scenes with the Springbreakers of the Day

Vice met up with Harmony Korine, because Vice is New York cool…especially in the time when Harmony Korine was coming up in New York and really at his peak… so it is only fitting that they would sit down with him and go through some of his behind the scenes shit….cuz they have access and they are all friends…doing cool shit together…..and it’s a pretty interesting take from the perspective of the Director…talking about how Selena Gomez doesn’t like getting hump danced up against….and other shit you can watch on mute if you’re more interested in the bikini footage….the lots of bikini footage, and as a fan of Harmony Korine and his earlier smut…I can assume this will be the good or at least his biggest mainstream success that I will see….

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2013

25

Jan

Some Springbreakers of the Day


Springbreakers is gonna be ridiculous….unless we’ve seen the whole movie in the paparazzi pictures…cuz this shit is over fucking hyped…and better leave some excitement that’s been under wraps like a threeway between all these poptarts trying to not be poptarts by agreeing to do a Harmony Korine movie……I get that he’s probably ready for the mainstream after decades of being obscure and this may be his take on it…but I’m hoping he stays true to pervert weirdo with some fucking nudity…cuz seeing Selena Gomez get rammed…by anyone including but not limited to Vanessa Hudgens…is awesome.

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2013

17

Jan

Spring Breakers Official Trailer of the Day

So the Spring Breakers trailer has finally dropped…this is a movie staring all the little starlets as bikini bandits that have had the paparazzi on set since day one…making me feel like I know the story already….and it bores me…..because how many times can I look at Selena Gomez in that same bikini….but that was before today…

Because Today, I found out that this is a Harmony Korine movie, and in the 90s, despite hating Kids and wanting them all to die of AIDS, and thinking GUMMO and Julien Donkey Boy and even Ken Park, were just shitty across the board, you know shock value for the sake of shock value, they were still better than the hollywood shit they were up against, paving the way for interesting independent movies…..

So now I’m actually interested in seeing what he’s been up and what he’s still got in his back pocket of an over-hyped, marketed as “Genius” filmmaker in the 90s….

Let’s hope it’s not just a cash grab to pay his mortgage….

Here is a picture of Ashley Tisdale in a sports bra for twitter – because I figure she was left out of the Spring Breakers movie – something she is really unhappy about – so why not include her self produced erotica in it because I can – I am nice like that…

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2012

12

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine Party With Strippers of the Day

Here is a wild and crazy video of sluts who would have become strippers if their parents didn’t force them into this child acting/child prostituting and in Vanessa Hudgens case, child pornography is socially acceptable cuz it is Hollywood and everyone wishes they were Hollywood so anything goes in Hollywood, whorin’ yourself daily, cuz if you don’t another whore will move in and whore harder….before crashing, burning and committing suicide…that’s how it works…

So the cast of Springbreakers are rocking out with strippers in the most boring way I can only assume is part of the Springbreaker marketing campaign, but until I have confirmation, I’m just gonna blame hip hop.

Ok…I have confirmation, Springbreakers official Youtube put this out….I’m so clever and onto you Hollywood….

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2012

10

Sep

Springbreakers New Poster of the Day

I can’t believe that as an adult, I am tracking the progress of the Springbreakers marketing material like it fucking matters in a world where real shit happens daily……

I can’t take myself seriously, but the good news is that I never do, not even when it comes to half naked tweens who aren’t even tweens, but instead genetically modifed 20 year olds up on some Disney Science experiment Peter Pan shit….

But I am documenting this shit….and here is the poster and some more of the exhausted and played out pics of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens non-nude and some other whores I’ve never heard of in pics….

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2012

05

Sep

More Springbreakers Promo Pics Continue of the Day


Springbreakers premiered at the Venice Film festival last night and it was the biggest day in the lives of all these Disney cunts trying to make it as legit actors even though they are only cast because they each have ridiculous loyal youthful fanbases….which I guess is a good enough excuse for putting them all in bikinis and parading those bikini pics around like it was the second coming of Christ….because young girls in bikini are generally exciting enough to make Christ cum….but I guess them having vaginas is a good nough excuse to put them in bikinis….at least that’s the way I see it…


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2012

03

Sep

Springbreakers Promo Bikini Pic of the Day

Springbreakers is the worst movie ever made that has had this much promotion and all it took was two days of shooting sex offender Selena Gomez pre-fat and pregnant and Vanessa Hudgens post-fat and child pornographer in their bikinis….This shit re-establishes the fact that hollywood is fucking doomed and that movies are just smut used to sell product…..and in this case that product is teens who aren’t teens but were teens violated by Disney execs when they were growing up….a product I can endorse because of all that it does to influence the way every day teen girls act, dress and take pics of themselves in front of the mirror…


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