Here are some pics of Carmen Electra and a homeless lookin’ person that could be staged as a publicity stunt, only bitch looks more like she’s taking money from the motherfucker and not giving her money, but either way she poses with my kind of people. I remember the day I first realized that homeless people were cooler than corporate assholes on their way to work. They get fucking annoying with their bullshit excuses for why you should give them money, but the fact that they don’t work and generally have no identity just means early retirement to me. Sure they aren’t going on exciting golf holidays with their fellow retirees, but if they drink enough alcohol they lose their eyesight and when you can’t see you are pretty much anywhere you want to be without all the effort. They are the modern day lazy party slut without the budgets who realize the suburban dream is far less fun than the excitement of being on the street drunk for months or years upon months or years…. If I was that homeless person, I would have definitely tried to grab her ass or some shit, it’s like that Eminem song about having one chance to blow, and that homeless person just missed theirs….

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