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2021

08

Mar

Aly and AJ Michalka Bikini of the Day

AJ and Aly Michalka are only in their late 20s and early 30s, but for whatever reason, they seem like they’ve been around for a long fucking time, but that’s probably because they haven’t done that much in the last 10 years when they first got famous for being naughty freshly turned 18 year old Disney kids that creeper watched when they were teens…

As someone who didn’t fuck with the Disney Channel at any point in my life, I only know them as the sisters who would post their hot bodies in bikinis and other states of undress, and I really thought they were 30 at the time….

I don’t remember their music career, their acting career, and even though they were working as recently as last year on some show called iZombie, from CW, that I never saw…I just see them as Instagram girls being slutty on instagram and there’s nothing wrong with that…if anything it’s probably more interesting than anything they’ve contributed to the world after being sold to the industry…

So here they are in bikinis living that famous from the Disney Kid life…so that they can continue living that bikini life off the residuals…

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2020

14

Oct

AJ Michalka Votes of the Day

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I hate when celebs try to push people to vote, like they are some kind of activist heroes, when really they are just pieces of shit with no souls who don’t care about anything but themselves, their money and their relevance..

I don’t understand why any of their fans would listen to a celebrity’s opinion on anything, these are the same people who ignore their DMs and comments, unless it’s part of a social media marketing strategy they have their assistant doing….even worse are the Only Fan girls who have random dudes writing their DMs for them…it is all pretty pathetic…but even in my time, when celebs didn’t have social media, unless you were in the know and aware of their fake accounts, they were more obvious in their being unrelatable, while still being unrelatable, their lives are not anything like your life…so their opinions have nothing to do with your life….so just don’t listen to them…because they are lying anyway…

These puppets push their lies to seem woke for whoever is bribing them, paying them, or managing their every move so they stay hireable….pretending to do their part, when the only part their care about is their next part in a movie…

Good thing that AJ Michalka is no longer a celeb, so we can look at her titty “vote” sticker and not hate her for her efforts….

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2019

02

Sep

AJ & Aly Michalka Twincest of the Day

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Twincest is the act of having sex with your twin….

Is it sex, is it incest, is it masturbation since you are genetically the same…but you could argue all siblings are genetically the same…but twins were in the womb together with a bond no one understands, so fucking each other is just masturbating….

If you visit porno sites you will know that the keep it in the family taboo is out of control….it is more popular than it was in the 70s…when incest porn was at its peak….and I guess that applies to twins too…

It is like I was on some idiot visionary on some psychic journey when I named this site, like I knew step-porn was going to make a comeback and be every second video on porn sites…I named the site based on what was going on in my life, more a commentary on being the drunk degenerate who hated responsibility, couldn’t have kids of his own, but could still have some input in a NOT YOUR REAL dad….but turns out it was a mistake because all the step-incest porn consumers get mad that this isn’t an step-incest porn site….and all the people exposed to step-porn…assume this is a creepy sexual thing…that celebrates creepy stepdads molesting their kids…cuz I guess they were raped by their step family…and that’s on them…

But twins fucking…that shit’s not creepy at all…is it.

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2019

15

Feb

AJ Michalka Panty Flash of the Day

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AJ Michalka is some Disney child star who has a band or something in entertainment with a girl who may or may not be her twin sister….but who definitely is her sister….cuz thy have the same name and the same level of slut behavior even in their 40s….

They are Disney trained and understand the importance of the sister fantasy I’ve recently been so into…cuz why fuck one when you can fuck both….or some shit.

I appreciate that she’s posing in her panties for Valentines Day, not because she’s getting paid to, even though a girl being paid to post panty pics is sex work on a level…but because girls posting panty pics for any reason is what life is all about…

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2013

11

Jul

Michalka Sisters New Video of the Day

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I think a 3:30 minute intro for a couple of slutty Disney sisters, who are known for their implants and not so much for for their music career. You know the jailbait dad’s masturbate to because their kids make them watch their garbage shows and they aren’t all that bad looking…and because their inevitable meltdown when they realize they were robbed of a childhood means good times to come…

But it seems that AJ and Aly Michalka’s meltdown is making shitty music that is up on some hipster, Coachella, Americana vibe, when really it should be them in bikinis eating out each other’s asses out…because that’s what sisters we want to fuck are supposed to do..especially when they were once famous…

I guess their career has consistently been about them doing what they want, rather than what the people want, because their music career has existed, as a sisterly duo, since 2004…

Either way, I didn’t watch the shit, but for some reason I am posting it…

If you’re more interested in seeing pics of them at an event yesterday FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

22

Jan

AJ Michalka in White Bikini of the Day

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AJ Michalka is some Disney childstar who has a band or something in entertainment with a girl who may or may not be her twin sister….but who definitely is her sister….and who helps with the sister fantasy I’ve recently been so into…

I appreciate that she’s posing in a bikini, because let’s face it…bikinis are lots of fun….but I thought child stars were more damaged than that….you know they aren’t supposed to just enjoy their money in a relaxed, resort vacation kinda way, they are supposed to crave celebrity and do anything in their power to get it…

This is not nearly broken girl with broken dreams enough for me….they need to take a cue from THESE AMAZING SISTERS ….you know with a little nipple sucking….to get us to that place we want to be…..

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2012

15

Aug

AJ Michalka’s Hot Ripped Bikini Body of the Day

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Here is some Disney battered child star named Amanda, who goes by AJ, who had her childhood robbed of her for her parent’s personal gain at the tender age of 9, thanks to Disney execs….and who is now 21 and old enough to know the importance of fake tits saving shitty natural tits, thanks to Disney execs…she also know the importance of being fit….at least when it comes to posing in bikini pics for your fans who are probably all serious perverts….despite her weird Christian roots….that all these confused, tormented sluts are a product of….coupled with star star syndrome, prostituting at a young age, and a struggling career…makes her a prime candidate for me to fall in love with….

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2012

10

Feb

AJ Michalka’s Intense Twitter Pic of the Day

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Here is an inspirational post for all your nobody’s out there…remember that no matter how insignificant you may be…and no matter how hard you tried to be a big deal in your life, career, hometown only to have it not really pan out as you wanted it to….you’ll be okay….as long as you’ve got a good set of tits….You’ll get by…..and there will always be a bald awkward looking dude willing to “personal train you”….cuz other strategies of getting pussy didn’t work for him so he had to re-work his career and become a personal trainer so that girls talk to him….and if all works out fall in love with him……cuz he gets to know them so well and they trust him with their bodies…and even if they don’t fall for him…he gets great vantage points of their pussy in a variety of positions….that he can jerk off to….and yes I tured a post of a hot enough bitch in tight clothes into a post on her bald personal trainer….

So while you pick up the broken pieces of your life….here’s AJ Michalka, some failed Disney star at the gym in tight clothes picking up her life….

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2011

23

Sep

AJ Michalka Does Fake Tits of the Day

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Here’s some AJ MICHALKA , who I’m guessing is some Disney star, who is normally with her sister ALY MICHALKA but I’m not gonna bother further investigating, cuz I’m just posting these pics because she’s got some hot perky tits that are either fake or distorting the truth with false marketing she has something she doesn’t in a push up padded bra, like all the girls are doing these days now that bras simulate implants…..and I guess what it all comes down to is that Disney Execs are rumored to make these teen actors have sex with them and that kind of practice at a young age, knowing that is how to get ahead, will make a bitch a lot of fun to hang with, provided she doesn’t go lesbian like other molested girls…Good times.

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2008

30

Sep

Slutty Sisters of the Day

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I don’t know who these twins are and I don’t really care because I got a fucking finger shoved in my ass toay and I am not really in the mood to use google, for fear that I may land on images of prostate exams being administered, which is never a good thing for me, because girls don’t have a fucking prostate, not that I ever tell them that for fear that they’ll catch onto my lie that is “lookin’ for cancer, since it’s pretty fuckin’ common” to get up in there in the first place and I’d hate my strategy to be let out of the fucking bag.

Either way, these girls look like they are down with anal, I mean all girls who were raised in Hollywood with dreams of fame are, and if they happen to be the only two who aren’t then I bet they are definitely down with showering together, because they are sisters after all and it’s only natural and that’s good enough for me, because they aren’t all that hot as one, but pretty fucking glorious as a tag team.

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