Back in the glory days of the site, you see I’m an older fuck now who remembers the glory days of updating a bullshit website that no one reads, because at the time I didn’t realize it was the glory days of the website, but now that it’s the fucking dark ages, I’m like “shit those were the best of times not the worst of times”, funny how things progressively get shittier and shittier….

Just take Maria Menounos, who in the glory days of the site, I was making anal sex jokes about her, back when anal sex jokes were a thing because not everyone was having anal sex on the daily to spread their parasites….she’d be in a bikini on the regular for the paparazzi as whores did in a time before the self shot bikini was seen as standard practice and not shameless bullshit, one of those shoots had a pussy flash, to which I added to my anal sex jokes, and it was a glorious time had by all thanks to all the hype her strong jaw got from being on an entertainment show back when people watched TV, and would end up…

Since those glory days, she’s had a tumor, prostate cancer, I mean pancreatic cancer, I have seen the pussy and she doesn’t have a prostate despite the strong jaw, and now she takes the shameless selfie since shameless selfies aren’t seen as shameless anymore and it kinda makes you wish you were an orderly at the cancer ward she’s dying at, you know, for a diddle….

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Maria Menounos is the 45 year old bitch from Extra or Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight type of bullshit shows, who was smart enough to leave that shit, after decades of being jerked off to because of that shit, since men were forced to sit through that shit, while their fat wives watched that shit during dinner, only to handle that shit by staring at the Greek Goddesses tits, while knowing she does anal….GREEK SHIT (glazed with olive oil and semen)….

While Maria Menounos had some kind of cancer a while ago, she decided it was time for a geriatric pregnancy, but then got some other kind of cancer she’s either actually got, or is pretending to have, because it gets her in the media for the female hive mind to get all sad about, and I guess this is her showing off her scars and her pregnancy bump thanks to buying herself a baby via a surrogate….why put the body through nature’s birthing process when you can just pay for it and keep that pussy as pristine as it is, thanks to the whole being greek and using the asshole as primary hole…..

Anyway, as it turns out, you can jerk off to cancer, but anyone who has been to the cancer ward already knows that!

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I thought that Maria Menounos, media maven who left being jerked off on Extra, to run her own podcast network probably worth 100s of millions, was dying of cancer….

She had a brain tumor a few years ago, then I read she recently had some other cancer, possibly COLON cancer, but probably pancreatic cancer, which I thought was a death sentence, STEVE JOBS, but that in her case is a media tour to sell her product…

Well, the GREEK who just got her GREEK citizenship, which all the men who have had anal sex with her probably assumed she already had from the OLIVE oil jar by the bed, decided to role around and cover herself in feces, the way she’s always done after anal sex, and lucky for you it’s documented on the internet…

I’d expect the pancreatic cancer shit to be a lot more pale in color based on the malabsorbtion of fat, so maybe SHE is cured…

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Maria Menounos is on a Boat in an age appropriate one-piece and she’s looking alright….

I don’t really give a fuck about Maria Menounos, but there was a time she brought masturbation fodder to middle of the road men that were forced to watch the nightly entertainment news, before she branched out and made internet billions with her pod cast studio project because she could….

I actually know way more than I should about Maria Menounos and the most important thing she ever brought to my life was a series of paparazzi pics where her pussy fell out of her bathing suit.

My theory at the time, which. is supported by the fact that I don’t think she’s been pregnant yet, was that her pussy was unscathed, untouched, her holy grail that no one ever really saw, touched or interacted with, so that it wasn’t used to being exposed like it was, so it didn’t notice….all thanks to her being Greek and Greeks being into ANAL sex….over vaginal sex…on a cultural level…which may be considered a hate crime in this era by all the Greeks ashamed of the original purpose of the olive oil they cultivated….like calling an Irishman a Leprechaun….

Point of the story, her asshole is her vagina….on Asshole behind thong Thursday, even though she’s not showing us her asshole in these pics!

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I thought Maria Menounos died of a brain tumor about 10 years ago, but as it turns out, you can’t kill a bitch and replace her with a younger clone version of herself…..or maybe you can…

She’s out here tanning her big rich titties that were smart enough to start a podcast network when she was hosting whatever entertainment she she was hosting and that got her famous amongst men forced to watch said entertainment show because it was an era when people cared about celebrity gossip, because celebs were mysterious and hard to reach or hard to read and you needed the entertainment experts to give you the score, but now they just shamelessly self promote like they are working the flea market selling stain remover….or non stick pans…you know…desperate to get noticed….

Anyway the 45 year old, rich, Greek, anal loving, once flashed her pussy in a bikini, so we saw her front hole, which in Greek is not the FUCK hole, but so it seemed unscathed….and since she hasn’t had any kids, or known pussy trauma, it is likely still unscathed, which makes looking at her titty bikini top selfie all the more fun.

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Maria Menounos is pretty much off my radar of Greek Assholes that double as vaginas, it’s a cultural thing, they invented anal, despite what these only fans models think about their blown out assholes that shit has been done, left smeared on bedsheets and cocks in a tale as old as time…

The entertainment news clickbait, eye candy who retired to start some fucking Podcast network that’s likely made her a millionaire is by the pool doing a thirst trap, with her big womanly ass.

She must be in her 40s now, but that waist to hip ratio is one of fertility, even if she’s chose career over ruining her body and life with kids, like a standard heathen who likely wanted more out of life than to be a bootleg MARY HART.

She’s not immune to thirst trapping, no girls in bikinis are, I mean they got to the whole trouble of stripping down into a bikini by the pool, doing a casual bootleg SI Swim pose with her hair in her hands like she’s about to get railed at the sex party while her husband cuckolds in the corner, is the LEAST she can do.

I do remember years ago, her pussy escaped her bikini for the paparazzi, to which I celebrated it as being virginal, since her Greek asshole was her pussy, that’s where the cocks go, and to this day, I still believe that…..

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