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2019

18

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute for Lingerie of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute must be very fucking old by now, I feel like we’ve seen her masculine features offset by her huge tits for a really long time at this point, maybe as long as I’ve been running the site, which feels like forever, because it has been forever, and because nothing has really come from it, so I just sit here updating shit no one cares about, writing words no one cares about, that google doesn’t appreciate because I am not an indian coder who knows how to hack the google algorithm with properly written for google articles, and really I could be replaced with a script or a BOT and no one would know….it’d be like “INSERT CELEB NAME” is a whore, just look at her be a “whore”….doing “whore things” like a “whore”. This shoot is for “who the fuck cares”….look at her tits, if you can’t see tit, look at her ass, if you can’t see ass…write to the site admin as there has been a glitch in the auto-updater we paid 200 dollars to build so that the site admin can spend more time on his couch doing nothing…..

THAT SAID, like all women, they aren’t giving up, they keep bringing it, and it’s appropriate for this shoot, since it is a Victoria’s Secret collab with a hipster brand, just struggling to be relevant as they are dying off….while Edita is literally dying off…she must be at senior discount age by now…

FUN that grannys can still get half naked…

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2019

28

Oct

Edita Vilkeviciute Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute Nude Photoshoot

Edita Vilkeviciute has been a naked big titty model for fashion for a long fucking time, so long that she was pre-instagram, where I predict she would have never made it as famous or as exclusive as she did in the fashion industry, had she come out during the instagram era, since every bitch gets naked in shoots like this now, even fat chicks, and brands are hiring them….

I guess that makes her both old and lucky, a slut willing to get naked and pretend its art, before it was just shameless attention seeing to get famous.

She’s got big tits for a model, which is always fun, since most standard models have small tits, and I am all for small tits, they are far more manageable for my mouth, but it’s always nice to stare at a fat titty bitch doing fat titty things…not that these tits are that FAT, but keep in mind, she’s a fashion model so in context they are…this isn’t no BBW chick doing titty stunts for attention, like suffocating a midget with her tits that are bigger than him, or other similar weirdness cuz the rest of her is so gross and that’s her angle…this is hot, not old, model naked and I like it.


Edita Vilkeviciute Nude Photoshoot

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2018

15

Oct

Edita Vilkeviciute Wet Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute Slutty for Fashion Naked Wet Nipples

Edita Vilkeviciute must be old by now, I feel like we’ve seen her masculine features offset by her huge tits for a really long time at this point. They are almost social commentary, the current, the now…because every girl I see on the streets now is some macho, empowered, lesbian who wants to show men just how good she is, just how tough she is, just how she’ll take down the patriarchy as these idiots do, all while posting up nude pics on the instagram. Weird. Confusing. Mixed Messages.

Edita is actually 29, according to official records like Wikipedia, who wouldn’t even lie about her age because she’s in her 40s…I mean every single model everywhere is probably 5 years older than she actually is…they just don’t want you to know because when Edita was used as a sex worker, disguised as a model, back in her hometown in Lituania she was reportedly 16, still perverted, but not as perverted as saying she was 11.

None of these women seem to give up, once they start the modeling, they stick to it…and unlike stripclubs, where the 30 year olds get asked on Day shift, these old timers are seen as legends….and keep getting work well past their prime…even though there are a million or more girls ready to take her place….

It’s one of those familiar isn’t always better, when familiar is an old bitch stealing work from a hot young bitch….

It’s ok to hang your panties up with pride, stare at your pile of money and feel like you made it…instead of dragging it the fuck on…but their egos make them drag it the fuck on.

It’s weird fucking times.


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2018

29

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute must be old by now, I feel like we’ve seen her masculine features offset by her huge tits for a really long time at this point, but like all women, they aren’t giving up, even if they have a handful of kids, they come back at us like they never left, like they never turned 30, and the whole thing is fucking weird.

I remember a time when a woman’s career as a sex worker in the prime hours of the stripclub ended at 30….maybe 32 if she was lucky…while the majority of sex workers got put on the day shift or management position or became a bar tender…because the tits and ass weren’t as perky and taut…

YET here these bitches are, totally neglecting natural selection and the way things are designed to be, and paving their own empowered way…competing with the young coming up, with more budget and connections, all to stay posing nude.

It’s weird fucking times.

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2017

04

Sep

Edita Vilkeviciute Titties of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute has been a topless model forever…or for a long time…so we’ve seen her tits before.

I don’t know what this sleazy shoot is for, but I’ve probably already posted them…because I am just that good…you know up on them fashion porn tits because I love that fashion porn…even though it’s too hard to really be on top of it…seeing as all these girls get naked all the time it’s impossible to track, monitor, update like some code bro nerd with autism that I may be….you know the fashion porn version…

Fashion porn is the probably the best kind of porn..in an era where porn is just so fucking hardcore and not about the story, the back story, the mystery, but the throatfucking, penetration, boring….

Not that tits are pornographic…they are the food source of the next generation of humans who will …stop sexualizing women….you pervert because I don’t see how could they be sexualized, or deemed inappropriate, when our pure innocent babies use them to feed and survive…but for some reason…these models feel the need to show off their tits, you know to show just how no sexual they are…as you jerk off to them…you pervert….

Edita is one of those girls…

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2017

31

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute titty pic of the day because the world needs model tits…

You know since not everyone in the world of all ages get naked on their social media all fucking day…you know since every time I leave my house I see nipples in sheer tops all teh fucking time….because tits are the new wearing shirts…

Edita Vilkeviciute is an old timer tits, so maybe this is Nostalgia, or it could just be tits…it’s probably just tits…

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2017

29

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Tit Flash of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute titty pic of the day because the world needs model tits – you know in this era of it just being rich kids with instagram follower tits – I like to revert back to an era where it was eastern european girl abducted by the sex trade, sold to the fashion industry, all while showing tit and making the people around her far richer than she made herself – but without them she’d just be in a cold water flat working as a cashier at the communist coop or cafeteria or some shit…making the life she lives so much more substantial than she ever thought it would be back when she did that casting in Lithuania…

She’s older now, started at 16, knows the deal, and that’s showcase the tits in this tity loving world of free the nipple, we’ll all like staring enough to say “Edita Vilkeviciute has tits”…increasing her profile one fan who likes Edita Vilkeviciute tit at a time…

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2017

30

May

Edita Vilkeviciute Vogue Mexico Shoot of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is some old timer model – who at 28 years old has managed to escape Lithuania to become a top model who has been topless so many times for fashion, in what I call Fashion Porn, that is not actual porn, but is high end luxury and aspirational, where they get these hot chicks to get naked or half naked, inspiring the more busted up chicks out there who wish they were models to get naked or half naked, where as actual porn, only attracts gutter trash…while Fashion porn attracts girls you’d actually want to fuck, not to say you wouldn’t want to fuck a porn chick, I mean you’d want to fuck anything from a rotting deer on the side of the road on a summer day if there were enough maggots to give some “ribbed” for extra pleasure effect….but you get what I am saying….most girls aren’t drawn to porn but EVERY girl is drawn to being a model…you with me, you following me, this is basic shit here…

I love skinny girls, long legs, skinny legs, I don’t think I even talk to fat girls, because I am traditional and just because the world is going to a body positive way, doesn’t mean I need to….I can reserve my social time to skinny girls like a normal person, while everyone else can acknowledge these fat girls who now have confidence and think they are hot, when really they were always just vehicles, literal vehicles, slow moving and large vehicles, like the Donkey or Elephant used in India to Transport TEA or other INDIAN wares…like VINDALOOO….

I am going off on a tangent, when all I am trying to say is, keep the hot chicks naked in fashion magazines, it’s the right kind of inspiring clickbait…and keep up the titty work….Edita Vilkeviciute.

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2016

06

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute in Underwear of the Day

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Titty model Edita Vilkeviciute decided to not show her tits in this bikini photoshoot for a swimsuit company – because I guess they are trying to sell luxury and class in exclusive places only models get invited to by rich guys looking for models to have sex with – since their wives are boring and let them do whatever they want because they know they have a good thing with their rich guys – and don’t want to ruin it…and the rich guys know their pre-nup is so dialed in, if they left they’d get fucked over and life would suck – so they just need to deal with the vacations with models, and the models need to take the money while it’s available by whoever is willing, since married guys aren’t so bad, they have limited free time and are creeps, but too busy to be annoying..not that we have these problems being ghetto as fuck…but Edita Vilkeviciute isn’t selling bathing suits nearly as slutty as she should be…and if I cared – I’d have a serious issue with that…

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2016

13

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute, NAKED ENOUGH for Vogue Germanly of the Day

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I love immigrant models in lingerie for fashion magazines….it’s like Playboy doesn’t even do shit this racy anymore, yet VOGUE GERMANY is posting nipples….but then again germany is pretty intense when it comes to porn, and unless there is bound and gagged in some weird latex suit, being shit on, it’s considered SFW…

This is high concept fashion “Art” that involved three minutes of planning “show her tits”…because EDITA…is grea ttis…

This is not to masturbate to, obviously, you’re so desensitized that masturbation has gone to such a dark place, we don’t need to really think it hasn’t or pretend it hasn’t…

But they are still Eastern European nipples that could have been a sex worker, but that are instead good as a beacon of hope to all the other hot Eastern European girls that their tits can get them ahead…so that I can see their tits as they try to get ahead.

Communism worked. It brought the soulless work ethic we need to see tits.

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