I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

01

Feb

I am – Lohan Where are your Titties

Remember the Pharaoh Monch song? Yeah, neither do I. I also barely remember a time when our teen dream enhanced her breasts only to spend the summer of 2004 exposing them to the world….it seems so long ago.

We know her exhaustion a few months ago was only a strategy to remove the implants we have grown to love….Rumor is that she was tired of being asked if they were real. She couldn’t take lying to the public anymore, she’s good like that. She took action to deflate the boobs and surgery coupled with a $1000 dollar a day coke habbit, made losing her tits easier than you’d think.

Rumor also has it that FEZ has them in a jar on his bookshelf. Yes, I know it isn’t a believable story, mexicans don’t know how to read.

Pictures After the Jump….

From Large C to Small B

But I will still smile and grab my face erotically….

Confessions of a Teenage Boy’s Body

Nipples – Still Puffy…

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