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2005

06

Feb

I am – Kelly Rippa Camel Toe

Kelly Rippa is one of those women. I can’t decide whether she is hot or not, but lady knows how to make babies. She also has an insane amount of energy, hosting a daytime talkshow, starring in her own sitcom and even working on a soap opera keeps this little ball of fire busy. When people are constantly busy, they tend to overlook the small details, lucky for us, the small detail here was pulling her pants out of her baby factory and because of that, Rippa’s got camel toe!

That reminds me of the days when I was on Welfare and could watch Regis and Kelly, this was before social services made me join the work program where I spend the day packaging canned goods with a bunch of immigrants who can’t speak english. I make a nice fat 7 dollars an hour, but it’s a trade off for the status the job gives me. Do you know how nice it is to see your work in every grocery store you walk in to? It’s pretty fucking rewarding and a great way to pick up single mothers…these women hate their lives and when they get to meet the man behind the creamed corn, it gets them drippin….

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