I believe in a thing called love, I may never find it,I like to think I have, but let’s not bullshit here….my fat wife makes a great Poutine but she’s no Minxy Winxy.

I like to think that everyone needs that special someone to ground them, to give them balance, and to be their worst and best critic, most importantly their best friend and partner in crime. Finding this person isn’t easy, so on day’s like today, I can understand why you may get down and depressed and shit, especially if all your friends are going out on dates, while you are going home to jerk off to internet porn, and hopefully bust hard and good.

For those of you with girls you don’t like or no girl at all – you best click “the jump”

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