She is probably older than your mother and hotter than your girlfriend, that is if you had a girlfriend, which you probably don’t because you are weird. I get uncomfortable just knowing you are reading this shit. It’s not your fault you have an hyperactive pituitary gland. At least you can find happiness chatting with middle aged men pretending to be 16 year old sluts on IM. Dude – chatrooms are what dreams are made of and Pamela Anderson’s got nothing to do with that, except for her friendster blog, which is about as exciting as the last time I accidently walked into a gay bath house. I seriously thought I was going in for a massage and a steam….I wasn’t fully prepared for what I got….I don’t thing anyone ever really is…

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