I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

18

Apr

I am – Rent-a-Dildo

This was sent in to us by MasturbateForPeace over the weekend. It was also spotted on the ever-consistent Fleshbot. It’s a site dedicated to renting out sex toys. I know that most of you are probably as poor as I am, and dropping $100 on a vibrator to use on your fat wife just doesn’t make financial sense, so this company came out with an amazing alternative for you to rent sex toys. It may not sound too hygienic, but for some reason this shit turns me on that an unused toy. I guess I like my sex toys the same way I like my woman, used, dirty and experienced.

Here are some Questions and Answers off their site

How do you keep the toys clean and safe?
We’ve developed a patent-pending process for thoroughly cleaning each toy before it is sent out to a customer. Our extensive research and testing indicate that this will allow us to provide safe, hygienic sex toys without the fear of transmission of disease. Customers who are still concerned about safety can simply use a condom or other latex barrier with each toy.

What is the selection like?
We offer a full range of sex toys, from anal beads to rabbit vibrators to nipple clamps and cock rings. Not to mention dildos in every shape, size, color, and material. Each toy is tested for quality and performance before it is added to our collection.

What about lube?
With each toy shipment we include a package of our own specially-formulated silicone-based lube. We encourage you to use this lube with the toys. Not only is it extremely high quality and pleasurable, it is safe for use with latex condoms and barriers and cleans easily.

How long can I keep each toy?
You can keep each toy for as long as you want. There are no late fees, only a monthly subscription fee: $19 for one toy out at a time, $29.99 for two toys, and $49.99 for the Golden Dildo plan with three toys out and priority to receive new, unused toys as rentals.

Visit them at Rent-a-Dildo

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