The pimp of the year is obviously Kevin Federline. Dude’s knows how to bring a plan many of us had into light, he excuted strategically a way to get into Britney’s pants, have her fall in love with him, get her to marry him without a pre-nup, hook him up with a hefty allowance, knock her up to really lock her in, all while doing nothing with himself. Dude can sleep all day if he chooses to, he gets to sit around a smoke his cigarettes, play his videogames, and drive around in his motherfuckin Ferrari. For the people who say this guys a talentless mooch, you’re just jealous that his skills in seduction and lockin a bitch in have worked out great for him. I would like to take this opportunity to big up K-Fed for all his hard work and well-deserved success….

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