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2005

07

Jun

I am – Fleshlight Discussion Post of the Day

I am not going to give a long-winded intro to this post, I just have to say the the Fleshlight discussion board makes me laugh. This guy wrote a fucking thesis paper on his first fleshlight experience, that proves my point that chronic masturbaters have few friends. You can argue it if you want, I just won’t believe you. I guess the only real confusion that came up was that this guy one jerked off using his hand for 2 weeks before getting a Fleshlight, obviously not too easily impressed, my prediction is that he rapes a girl within the next 5 years. Too bad we will never know….

Part 5 – First use
I won’t give a blow by blow description about what I’ve done with it after it was done warming up. Basically it should be self described. From the use, I was greatly surprised and really happy with the results. My stamina is extremely poor, to the point that I can’t control ejaculation the very best (thus any masturbation session lasts around 5 minutes tops with me). The one surprise that i also wasn’t expecting was the sensitivity of the penis after ejaculation in the FL. It was so sensitive, that I had to leave it in the FL for a minute or so before I could take it out. I never expected this, or anything – it was a very odd sensation.

So the pros:
1. Better feel than I anticipated. I’ve tried masturbation with the hand, and sometimes with cloth to a degree as that helped. The actual “hand” method most people are familiar with I never really understood fully until about 2 weeks ago, so I can’t compare too much – but i will say it was a pleasure I never expected.
2. Built well. I have a feeling this will last me awhile, especially with good care. I plan on buying new inserts over the course of the next few months.
3. Cleanup is relatively fast. I thought that cleanup would be a real problem, and take a long time – but cleanup right now took about 30 seconds, and is now drying. I’m using a town hanger to hold the FL in place while it dries.

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