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2005

07

Jun

I am – Lohan the big nippled coke slut

I am the biggest supporter of the no-bra movement. I fucking love that shit, even when a bitch has the biggest, downward pointing nipples, I don’t discriminate. Based on this picture it seems that although Lohan’s titties shrunk, her nipples stayed the same size, we can only hope that eventually her breasts turn into 2 giant nipples, and nothing else, only because I fuckin love that shit and it is all about me. My bigger concern with Lohan right now is that she’s been trying to remove her freckles with some Michael Jackson skin bleach, and it’s been leaving fucking disgusting shit stains all over her body. The yellow smudge reminds me of a time my liver gave out on me and my ass was spitting bile for a month. I neglected to tell you that throughout that month I was rockin the same pair of underwear…yes Lohan’s skin stains look like the stains that my underwear saw, I guess I technically saw the stains too, but I try to block out the memory, the smell however was so vile…it will stay with me for life…

Update: My liver is still fucked, but I just ignore it now….

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