I would totally fuck that shit out of Renee Zellweger’s mom. She has the body of a menopausal woman (because she is one), her chin merges nicely with her neck, forming a yet to be named body part, and most importantly she sluts out in animal prints. We all know that bitches who rock leopard just wants a nice dick in their ass….we also all know that no dick up in this motherfucker could satisfy, she is old and with age comes gaping holes…that’s where a 2L bottle of coke would come in handy and by handy I guess I mean you could use that too…….

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