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2005

07

Jun

I am – Tommy Lee: Rockstar Livin'

Drunk is something we support, we figure being a former rockstar gives you the right to drink away all the money you made, hell, I work in a fucking factory and I spend all my money on booze, so why can’t Tommy Lee. We all saw him slammin Pamela, we know he’s slammin Tara Reid, an obvious fan of implants, and drunk. I remember when I was a fan of implants…it was in 1988, when they were just hitting the scene, I would frequent the local strip club and the regular girls would disappear for a month at a time, at first I figured one of 3 things happened, a drug overdose, they were raped or killed, or lastly the met a rich lonely old man who would take care of them. The tie-in to Tommy Lee is that he is capable of all three. We know drummers are violent, it’s a deep rooted bitterness that comes with being the band member no one notices. Over-compensation motherfucker, now keep on drinkin.

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