I have said that the bikini wax is dead, all the fashionable hipster sluts are rocking a little bush and the only bitches getting bikini waxes are 35 year old mothers and their 16 year old daughters who don’t really know what’s up because neither of them are fucking anyone. Girls, I prefer a little scruff on the muff. That was a rhyme that I just came up with, I am not a hip hop star so it was really fucking weak, but I will keep it there because I am too lazy to edit and my lack of skills on the cypher front don’t change the fact that Alyssa Milano, who is seemingly hot, is mad fucking hairy. At least when she was on Who’s the Boss at 15, her hormonal imbalance didn’t come into play yet, but as we know puberty’s a bitch, and she ain’t 15 anymore, that’s probably why she’s got more hair on her stomach than my Jewish neighbor, and trust me when I say, he’s one hairy cunt. I am not saying that I think 15 year olds are prime pussy because they don’t have used up pussies, I just think Alyssa Milano is hairier now than ever, and when you have a disability, it’s time to take action and I want to let you all know that I still love bush, but I don’t dig hair where it shouldn’t be… I hope that made sense you motherfucker, remember I am out of practice and sobriety has raped my soul.

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