So I got this girl on my contact list who claims to be Suzy from Planet Suzy, she sends me over a link to some girl celebrating her 2000th post on their message board with naked pics of herself. I am not one to judge when it comes to naked pics, but I am one to say that I think 2000 posts are about 2000 posts too many and that maybe you should take on new hobbies, which I assume you are trying now that you’ve got a digital camera…you amateur porn star, mommy would be proud. I love the digital camera. I don’t think I really need to go into why, because whenever I state the obvious, I make myself look like a fucking pervert when you are all the one’s actually scoring these kinds of pics off girls on the internet. I take the wrong approach, I beg, I demand, I negotiate, I cry….and it never seems to work out….sometimes I tell a bitch she’s ugly in hopes of her proving me wrong and in the 8 months I have been doing this, I have been sent one naked picture of some girl on myspace trying to prove to me that my stance on bush was wrong….anyway, that’s not the point…the point is that I don’t care if you are ugly or not, or if you’re rocking a pair of your daughters pyjamas, I just want to be a part of your naked pics, send them it to me like I was your agent, let me give you my expert opinion on what looks nice and what is incredibly wrong….you never took photography classes, just cuz you have a Canon point and shoot, doesn’t make you the next Helmut Newton….you know what I am getting at here?

Check out the Useless Junk Amateur showing her junk Here

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