I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

15

Aug

I am – Lohan is a Supermodel

When you are 19 and rich, you’ve got a few options as to what you can do with your money. You can buy all the hottest gear available, but why bother when you get it for free. You can also take yourself on vacation, but who needs to when you get sent places for “work”. You can go to nice restaurants, which you do, but everything’s given to you, cuz it’s great promotion for the restaurant, so the only thing left for you to buy is cocaine and cars. All you motherfucker’s are raggin on my girl Lohan for being a cokewhore, what the fuck would you be doing in her place, even her mother’s going along on the ride, so she’s obviously doing all she can right now, and you can’t ask for anything more from a person in her prime. She’s looking good, and I am thinking about hooking myself on a date with her. If anyone out there’s got her number, send it my way, because there is nothing more that I want right now than to be drunk and molesting her, on her dime. I never claim that my posts are the best on the Internet, but I challenge you to find someone better. I have had enough of blogging bitches, that when my new site comes out, I am gonna start a war…because if you’re asking yourself what war is good for…I have to say shut your hippie mouth and get back to the pot luck, before all the vegan tuna casserole is eaten….asshole.

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