The beauty of drugs is that they help you feel good, when the whole world is against you. The problem with drugs is that sometimes your emotions take a hit and forgetting your problems becomes impossible…no matter how many lines you cut, you just feel worse and worse, eventually breaking down and crying for all to see. Something like this happened to Lohan recently. She was out partying and all of a sudden, she cracked, broke into tears, and we’ve go the pictures. I hate to speculate what her real problems are, I know it’s got nothing to do with paying the mortgage, or daddy not lending her the car for the night, I think it’s got more to do with the herpes she’s hooked up and the fact that she’s gotta tell the guy she’s about to bring home that she’s got an outbreak. I guess there could be other issues like a serious lack of acceptance by the general public, maybe the love of her life Wilmer “herpes patient zero” was making out with some other 17 year old slag…I guess the list is endless, but I will guarantee all her problems are menial compared to yours. I remember the last time I cried while high. I was watching Bambi and that scene where they kill the mother was just too hard to deal with…maybe it’s because I never knew my mother, she was too busy sucking dick for money to breast feed me.

Thanks mom!

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