I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

23

Aug

I am – Making My Own Bikini

Brooke Burke modifies her bikini by putting the straps on so that she doesn’t get a tan line. The last time I modified something of my own is when I took a pair of jeans and turned them into a slamming pair of cut-offs, I looked incredible when the apples of bottom were exposed for all to see, the only mistake I made was that they were my only pair of pants and was forced to rock them in situations deemed inappropriate, like my court hearing. I still got off, I think the judge liked what I was packing, and I became huge in the local gay scene. I got nothing but love for people who take it upon themselves to design their own clothes to better suit their bodies. I would do it again if I could afford a pair of scissors!

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