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2005

03

Oct

I am – Natalee Holloway in Aruba


So a young American girl leaves on a trip after graduating, never comes home. It’s a pretty tragic story, even if the girl was partially asking for it. I don’t want to get all your panties in a knot, yes, we all know you wear women’s underwear, but only because it makes you feel pretty and not because of your really small penis…I did a little reading on the case, because I hadn’t heard anything about it, I like being out of the loop on current events, because they are depressing…anyway, this girl goes to Aruba, she’s 18 and she never comes home. No one knows where she is right now, she could be dead or in a cult, but either way she was out in a club the night before her disappearance, probably completely wasted, maybe the first time she was ever wasted, and with being young and drunk comes a level of irresponsability. One where girls go home with strangers, end up getting date raped and sometimes even worse, because their rational judgement isn’t where it should be, and they have been exposed to Girl’s Gone Wild, and they are in a tropical place, in bikinis all day, taking part in the wet t-shirt contest while eating out their best friend on a stage, in front of 1000 people.

The facts are shady, and the girl’s still missing, but if she was never out getting wasted in a club, thinking being a pornstar is “the coolsest shit like,ever!”, she would have never left with some dude named Joran, a guy from Amsterdam, rumored to be the last person to see her….

Thanks to a bunch of sites this is rumored to be her and Joran naked in the water…..by the looks of it, he doesn’t seem to be forcing her to do anything she’s not more than happy to do.

Watch Clip Here via Planet Suzy

It could be fake, but kinda embarssing as the last thing for the world to remember you by, sorry for being a part of this, but it’s for the bigger cause, which is drawing attention to this and helping bring Natalee home….

Now go check out this hater’s Blog with Updates on Joran Here

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