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2005

17

Oct

I am – Paris Hilton is Hip Hop

The good thing about being a public idiot is that you can go out in public and act a fool and no one really realizes. The problem with being a public idiot is that when you go out and act a fool, sometimes it’s good to be informed about your insanity. Sometimes when you have a lot of money, act like a spoiled cunt and don’t listen to what anyone says, because you think they are just jealous; having a group of peers tell you to chill the fuck out is pointless, because you just won’t listen either way. It’s all about living life in ignorant bliss, doing what you think is crazy or funny, while everyone gets a burning pain in the middle of their chest with embarassment. So let this be a lesson to all you 14 year old girls out there, get rich act like an idiot, think you are the funniest thing because people are laughing, ignore the fact that they are laughing at you and continure your useless routine, because with money comes liberty and this is America motherfuckers. I don’t like hip hop as much as Paris seems to, but if I was there with Fat Joe, I’d probably be trying to win him over with a bucket of chicken. That was my racial stereotype of the day. You don’t know me.

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