I like to believe that the only people who read this site are losers who live in their mom’s basement and never get laid, or leave their computer for that matter. I go out of my way to give advice to you hurtbags as to how you can go out and get a little vagina, or a big vagina or any vagina, because it’s a hell of a lot more interesting than reading this shit. I figure even if you are paying for the shit, you at least get to cum in the presence of another person who isn’t a 48 year old man in Arkansas pretending to be a hot horny 18 year old college girl in the chat rooms you frequent. No one’s judging, you’re just looking for love and a little attention.

But I was wrong, a girl actually reads this site and she goes by the name Miss Lilly. She writes into me with a couple of pictures and I was totally blown away. She didn’t send me pics of an erect penis saying “I Will Fuck You UP Jesus”, like I’ve grown accustomed to. I guess I can’t say much other than this bitch is worth a round or two,Frosted Lipstick and stripper eyeliner aside, if I wasn’t a married, impotent or a lazy fat man, I’d be starting up a “Donate Here” post all you fuckers to help pay for my ticket down to where ever the fuck she is. I would totally raw dog this girl, because honestly, some girls are worth the risk….

This is the email she wrote me and Miss Lilly we loovvvee you too.

Hola! I’m finally sending you an email just to tell
you how much i loovvvee your blog! I used to just read
it every now and then to kill time at work and now its
my favorite pass-time! keep doing what you do cuz you
got fans,baby! …nothin but respect – xoxox MissLilly

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