Dude, I am not a dietician, although I like to pretend I am when I am cumming in a bitches mouth. I can tell you that Avril is gonna end up being a fat slut when her career goes to shit, especially if she keeps binging on ice cream while coming down from a rough night of doing coke of Sum 41’s dick. I wonder if the cocaine burns Sum 41’s dick, you know he probably hooked up some Rick Solomon Syph. I guess that’s the excitment of fucking a whore without a condom, who fucked a crackhead without a condom on video. Either way, condoms are for pussies and I know Syph is curable, trust me I know. I’d be much happier knowing he’s actually got herpes, cuz having fame and money deserved to be punished with STDs.

Point of the story is Avril has dumpy legs and tits that don’t match. Keep eating your ice cream bitch, when you get fat enough, you may be rockin a 42b, instead of this 12 year old girl bra you wear now. Good fucking story right? Put it in your diary you fucking homo.

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