I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

16

Mar

I am – Dude Measuring his Boobs of the Day

I am pushing the shit out of YouTube and I don’t really mean to, but this fat kid is out there getting his tits measured by some nasty trashy southern bitch, who is probably his mother. I am a fat guy, and I would never have my titties measured on video, because it’s fucking humiliating, dude. Guys shouldn’t have tits, it’s not a joke, fat leads to heart disease and strokes and shit….and shouldn’t be laughed about…

Again, I am a fat man, with a fat wife, so I am not one to talk, but I am not about to make a fool of myself to justify being a fat slob is bullshit to such a big audience, I like to keep the humiliation to the days I muster up the courage to cheat on my wife. Be like me, take ownership of the fact you eat badly, you drink too much, you don’t exercise/leave your house, you have post traumatic stress syndrome from getting molested…I don’t know man, just don’t be doing circus tricks with your fat…I’d wish death upon you, but you’re doing a nice job of it yourself.

I have just learned that there is a War between this dude you just watched and this other dude about who has bigger moobs….Watch the Clip it’s fucking creepy, yet arrousing.

Bonus Man Tit Clip;
Jack E. Brown

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