My biggest problem is that I have been sitting on these Carmen Electra sybian pics for a couple of days now, and I forgot to post them. I was waiting for the video to hit youtube and completely forgot to check. I guess that’s what happens when you are too busy thinking you are dying to stay on top of boring celebs riding sybians. I hate Carmen Electra because she’s a cock tease, hell bitch won’t even let herself cum on camera but everytime she’s interviewed she talks about how sexual she is. I totally know what kind of girl this is and that’s the kind that sucks in bed. You would think she’s a rocking fuck because of the way she acts, but the second you get her into bed, she lays there like a lazy slob and makes you do the work. You think you’re getting a treat, until you get up in the bitch and you realize it’s going to be a fucking challenge, so you fake your orgasm, roll over and never call the bitch again….On a side note, I love that Howard Stern has the ability to get girls to ride the sybian. He’s fucking TALENT. The most I have ever manipulated a girl to do was give me my change at the grocery store. She was the cashier and I was all like “baby, how about giving me my change”….that whore totally did exactly what I said. I got a similar story, but it was at a restaurant and it wasn’t about change, it was about refill on the water, but I’d hate to drop all my stories in one place. Just know, that I got mad game. Cuddles.

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