I would be lying if I said that I had anything to do with this, but I definitely think that I did. Since all you assholes hated my first T-shirt design, maybe we can get this artist to step forward and let me put it on a step shirt. I don’t think this is representative of me, I am not a violent person, I would never beat up anyone, I am more into peeking down their shirts, but it’s still funny. I met a girl last weekend who freaked on me when I said I wrote a site called DrunkenStepfather. She was a fat hippy, who kept talking about rainbow sessions and how she can’t drink coffee in styrofoam, while chainsmoking. She went on an on about her drunken stepfather and how he used to touch her inappropriately, or some shit. He just kept running up to me telling me that what I do is wrong because of the negative feelings it brings up in her…I was like “see you get it, that’s exactly the feelings I want to bring out in people”. I also met an A-Sexual at a karaoke bar whose mom died of cancer 3 months ago and her dad killed himself one month ago, but I didn’t have a chance to tell her what I do, I was too busy trying to run away from her. Anyway, someone get me this design. Cuddles.

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