I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

24

Apr

I am – Pheromone Challenge Update of the Day

I am still fully behind this Pheromone challenge, I just have been neglecting to post the submissions, because all you motherfuckers try to ruin the fun by saying I do it for money. I do it because it’s good content and if it gets some of my 5 readers involved then I am happy, more importantly, if it gives those same 5 people the confidence to talk to a girl, or if it helps them smell better than the pieces of shit they are, and if it actually works and allows them to finally lose their virginity, then maybe they’ll stop sending me depressing emails about still living with their overbearing mothers. Picking up chicks is a lot like fixing a broken washing machine…it takes strength and all kinds of tools to get them screaming your name while you’re raw doggin’ their cooters on the first date. I guess that’s really got nothing to do with fixing a washing machine, but you get the point, you’ll need more than just this spray to get girls, you’ll also need a personality….there is a reason Axe’s whole campaign is based on getting pussy for smelling good, anyway, here’s a recent email that I got.

Dear Jesus Martinez,

Not too sure if you are still accepting pheremone updates or not, because it seems everyone hates them, but im sending these pictures to you anyways.

Last week my brother came to help me bring my stuff home for the summer. I decided that he did be a big favour, and that i should take him out for some drinks, show him the city, and celebrate me being done school. However, before we went out for the night, he started telling me about this “new cologne” he bought that helps you pick up chicks. I told him about the site and showed him some of the previous pheremone posts, then decided to do our own challenge.

We ended up at some local dive. Chicks are pretty easy there to begin with, so we thought it would be a good place to start. Not even 20 minutes after getting a seat at the bar, we had 3 girls talking to us. One of the girls boyfriends was even trying to get me to make out with his girl, it was weird. We got them showing us their tits, making out with each other and I ended up making out with this big tittied bitch with the craziest body, while my brother was sucking on some other girls nipple. Apparently she was a virgin.

We had to get up early, so we pussied out and went home before it got really crazy and I have a girlfriend. That’s why I blurred out our faces, hope you can still use them. It was fun, but not worth getting dumped over. I just thought i’d write you and let you know that not everyone hates the pheremone stuff. I know my brother will be talking about this for months. Keep it up!

Love the site!

Jonathan (not his real name)

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