Who the fuck is this Joss Stone bitch, and where does she get the nerve to run around like some common whore in her bikini. She isn’t fat but she looks like she’s a little out of proportion, and not because of her small tits, but because of her round belly. It reminds me of when I used to have a serious girlfriend in my 20s. This was a long time before I was married to my fat slob of a wife. Anyway, this serious girlfriend of mine started getting comfortable in the relationship , she started getting comfortable in the relationship and gained a solid 25 lbs in the first 6 months. I used to be a nice guy and would casually suggest we go for “walks” to try and get her to do a little activity….when bitch would try to order the french fries, I’d order the salad, which is pretty fucked up being a fat man….anyway, she never really caught on so one night when I was “trying” to fuck her, I looked down at the cellulite ridden ass I didn’t sign up for and kicked her out. Just like that…. I ran into her about 5 years later and her body was banging, I’d like to pat myself on the back for giving her a complex. Anyway, here’s some Joss Stone Bikini pics.

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