I am - Pheromone Challenge Update of the Day

2006

May

I am – Pheromone Challenge Update of the Day

Back with another Pheromone Challenge Update, despite all you fuckers hating it, I think it’s good, and I guess I call the shots here. I started this site to help improve people’s lives, that means I want you to look your best to feel your best and the best way to change your image is to get pussy, because pussy feels good, unless it is dirty and then it burns…. I guess the reality is that this site really isn’t about improving your life at all but I did get this video submission emailed to me, I threw in the titles, because I have iMovie. Now go fuck yourself.

Yo. Hay-Zeus you dumb spic.

I think you’re a repugnant pile of crap even though I’m strangely drawn to everything you do, like some satellite orbiting around a big fat Mexican.

With that out of the way, let me state for the record that if I ever ran into you mopping the floor at your local Taco Bell I’d pimp smack you with a hot chalupa before giving you a retarded beatdown. That’s just how I roll.

So check it out. I know you insist on feeding us this pheromone shit, which normally I’d ignore because I get pussy like Tom Jones on Cialis at a retirement home. When you pimp like I do, you don’t need no outside stimuli to plow babes, you refried bean motherfucker. But then I housesat for this rich family last month. They went on vacation to Venice or Monaco or some shit like that. Naturally I started poking around their shit, looking to score some pills, weed, cash, whatever. I was bored. Turns out their teenage shitstain of a son has some of that pheromone crap lying around his room.

Later that night I threw a mental house party. It was filthy. People came from all over and nobody gave a fuck since the family was over in Europe or wherever the fuck Italy is. So as a joke I whip out the spray from that freak’s room and fucking coat myself dude. I didn’t think anything of it since I was pretty high at the time but before I knew it, these two sisters were grinding me like cardamom at an Indian restaurant. Now why would I write you this when I get pussy all the time? Because dude, I never ever had a response from women like I did that night. I always have to work hard to get play, be an entertainer and make them laugh, buy them drinks and all the horseshit. The work pays off but I have to put in mad time and effort. This was different. Something happened man, it was weird. Like what you fuckhead Mexicans call “loco.”

The point is, before the spray, I was just a regular dude at the party. Post-spray, it was like my cock was filled crack and all these bitches wanted to hit the pipe. I felt like a star.

Here’s a little video to demonstrate how truly epic I was. It may not completely demonstrate how I went from ordinary pimp to Count Mackula but you get the fucking point. Dumbass spic.

Keith