I am not racist. By being a Mexican, I am lower on the socio-economic scale than black people. It would be wrong for me to make black jokes even though they are funny. There’s actually a epidemic in the USA right now, according to Oprah (yes I watch Oprah…everyday….), that black youth think the only thing they are capable of is being in life is rappers. So if they can’t rap, their lives are fucked. So they turn to a life of crime so that they can pay for the ice that they’re flossin’.

Point of the story is that this is what two successful black people do, once they’ve made it. They sit at a fuckin pool and relax all day. I want to sit at a pool, with a computer and an expensive girlfriend, so I have decided that I want to be a rapper too. Look out for my first single, coming out soon. Only problem is that I can’t rap, maybe I’ll just sit here instead. That dream was short lived, but pretty glamourous, admit it.

Bonus: Jay Z and Beyonce Walking out of Somewhere, Probably the Probation Office….

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