The other day, I was sitting in a park. The reason I was sitting in the park, was because it is free and on a good day girls tan in bikinis. I like free because I am ghetto and I like bikinis because I am perverted. If you have pictures of you or any girls you know in bikinis, feel free to send them into me because Bikinis are my crack.

Anyway, I am in the park and I saw some bitch walking her cat and I found it really weird because dogs are made for walking, while cats are made for eating, if you are ALF or Chinese. I want to make fun of her/criticize her, but according to Oprah (yes I am watching Oprah right now, I went over this in the Beyonce post), criticizing her would mean I hate myself. I guess I didn’t really need Oprah to tell me that I hate myself, I was pretty aware of it and it was the cause of 3 drug overdoses, thanks O! She also said that people who Gossip, Drink, Smoke, Eat/Starve themselves, have unprotected sex, all have the same self-hatred psychological disorder. I know most of the people reading this site are virgins and are more into masturbation than unprotected sex, but it’s not by choice, so you probably hate yourself too….Either way, this woman is walking her cat, and that is fucking weird.

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