I am - Paris is Happier than Nicky Hilton of the Day

2006

May

I am – Paris is Happier than Nicky Hilton of the Day

I’ve seen a lot of pics of Paris. I have also seen her movie over and over and over and over again, not because I like her, but because she’s a bad fuck and I found comfort knowing that someone who seemingly has everything in life, from nice cars to nice houses, rich lovers to international fame and a even a videogame…still have their flaws….in her case it’s not being able to fuck properly.

It also goes to prove that just because a bitch fucks a lot doesn’t mean she’s any good at it. You’d think that hiring a whore, or dating a girl who’s banged 100s of dudes will rock you like no other, but they are usually bad. Firstly they are jaded cuz they’ve had so much cock, secondly they are numb in their huge cunts because they have had so much cock and thirdly they probably fucked the 100s of dudes because they have self-hatred issues (thanks Oprah), they did that shit to feel accepted and worth something, so sex for them is some fucked up psychological shit, proving that they don’t like the act of sex, they like the thought of being wanted, and last time I checked thoughts the bitch I was banging had didn’t make me cum any harder.

Point of the story is that Paris Hilton despite her flaws still smiles while Nicky is always so miserable…I wonder why that is? (that was a rhetorical question, I don’t actually want emails about this)