I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

30

May

I am – stepMUSIC: The Replacements

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Grover is back with a stepMUSIC post. He was away from the computer this weekend for some kind of retreat in Maine…Retreats in Maine sound like some kind of obnoxious hippy shit, but I don’t ask questions. The dude knows music. I was just watching Dr. Phil and this mother hates her 7 year old because she is fat and has a skin disease. She doesn’t spend time with her, she spends her time with her cute daughter though, buys the cute one designer clothes, has birthday parties for her at hotel suites all while the fat rashed one gets treated like shit. She doesn’t even have her own bedroom….anyway Grover is like my ugly daughter, only I don’t mind hanging with him in public, because he doesn’t have a vagina. This is what he had to say today….

A little while back I was watching this show on television called “Lost.� One of the characters was on a show with Jennifer Love Hewitt a few years back, although for some odd reason, I can’t remember the name of that show. What I do remember is watching “Cant Hardly Wait� with Jennifer Love Hewitt and being pissed off that someone named a movie after The Replacements song of the same name. I already hated Jennifer Love Hewitt. Her starring in a movie that stole the name of a song by one of the greatest rock bands of all time would only make me hater her more. I felt like she was one of the worst people in the world, ever.

I did sit through that movie and they did play the song during the ending credits. It was an awful fucking movie. I find it amazing amazing that Jennifer Love Hewitt is worth MILLIONS of dollars because a of her her chest is a larger than yours. That is the ONLY reason she’s famous and rich. It’s pathetic Paul Westerberg on the other hand is the coolest motherfucker in the world.

Here are some other Replacements songs.

The Replacements-“Can’t Hardly Wait�
The Replacements-“Androgynous�
The Replacements-“Bastards of Young�
The Replacements-“I Will Dare�
The Replacements-“Gary’s Got A Boner�

Bonus: Jennifer Love Hewitt Pics

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