I am - Sarah Silverman is a Sellout Jew of the Day

2006

Aug

I am – Sarah Silverman is a Sellout Jew of the Day

I am not a sell out, because I don’t actually get paid for posting this shit and even if I did, which I am not, it would be a lot less than this bitch is bringing in. The reason I say that she’s a sellout is because she’s totally compromised all comedy for whatever fucking commercial this is. I am all for going mainstream, I’d love to have 10,000,000 readers a day, but I’d never compromise the punchline. The reason I say she’s a Jew, is because she is one. I don’t want all you uptight readers getting all emotional on me, comparing me to Mel Gibson or all your Neo-Nazi readers thinking I am on your side. I say it because the whole Jew thing is her schtick. That’s yiddish for Gimmick. Yiddish is what Jews speak. And you assholes think I am not cultured…..Either way, watch this piece of shit clip and remember this slag’s not funny next time your hipster friends start bragging about her stupid fucking movies.

Also…someone signed me up to some sort of list server that put me on email lists. I have received 200 emails in the last 20 mins. It’s pissing me off and I am 95% sure it’s Perez Hilton. So if any of you know the internet please get these fuckers