Like all good Mexicans, Rosie Perez is getting fat. Speaking of Mexicans, I just found my new favorite site and it proves that kids are fucking retards when it comes to sex and NEED to be taught sex ed in schools, possibly by me. I am not that I am against a nation of Pregnant Infected Teens, but I am against a nation of idiots, not that I am not an idiot. I just know that I can’t get pregnant from giving a handjob…I will admit that it took me a few nights at the truckstop to learn that though. Either way, I can’t really get pregnant from anything, I was just speaking as if I was a girl. It happens sometimes and I blame the impotency. It fucks with my head. So click on these links and remember although it may look like my stepLINKS of the day….But it’s not. I tricked you, Asshole.
This Girl’s Got Green Poo
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This Girl’s Gone Fishing In Her Cooch
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This Girl’s Scared She Got Pregnant from Dry Sex and She Doesn’t Back Down
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This Girl’s Got Discharge
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This Dude’s Got the Right Idea Cuz I’ve Always Told Virgin’s That Taking It Up the Ass Doesn’t Count as Sex and It Got Me No Where
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This Girl’s Got Pain When she Pees, But She’s only had sex with a Virgin, What Can It Be??
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This Dude’s Cumming All Kinds from Dry Sex, I’d Hate To see His In-Vagina Performance
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This Girl’s Scared of Being Pregnant Cuz Her BF Fingered Her, Slut
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This Dude’s Got A Thing For Young Sluts, Maybe a Little Too Young, No Never Too Young…
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Post Script: If you find any funnier links, send them in, I love this shit. Cuddles.
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