I use myspace as a place for me to warm up and get inspiration for content. Sometimes I send people really stupid/bad/not funny myspace messages to see what their reaction is. It helps me refine the garbage you read here daily. This girl despite looking 7 is actually 22 and she’s never heard of the site before, so I decided to do a post on her, so that she’ll never forget us and by us I mean me.

This is one of the weaker messages that I randomly sent her:

remember our first kiss?

I am sure you don’t

I got you nice and date raped up

Only I never took you on a date…

Read my site…it’s pretty famous.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

This was her response:

its famous?

really? cause ive never heard of it or you.

except for that youre a creep.

I am not going to go into how bitch’s answer made no fucking sense at all, but I am going to ask all of you to send her myspace messages of love letting her know that this site does exist and creep or not, so do I.

This is a link to her Myspace GO

I think that warrants a “I just made you famous, Bitch!”

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